Cats. Are they annoying bastards or cuddley little bundles of joy.

[Irridium]

My cat likes to come up to me when I'm lying down, and curl up right next to my face.

The fluffiest thing I ever felt and also the best thing ever.
The little guy follows me around everywhere

 

[xChevelle24]

I had a cat.

His name was Stormy.

I loved this cat with a passion.

My mom had allergies.

She gave him away.

She didn't tell me until she replaced said cat with a dumbass lab who runs into walls and bites my Xbox games.

I miss my cat.

The end.

 

[Calobi]

I have cats. Lovely creatures. One of them (My first cat, Sai) is in a tin can on top of the fridge. Was that too much?

...a fat bastard named Stuwy who sits on the couch licking his body parts he can reach.

You're just jealous you can't do that.

What is stopping him from licking his cat? (Except maybe PETA, actually I think they would be okay with it.) XD

Imagine a human hacking up a hairball. Good times.

I. Hate. Cats.

Last cat I had tried to strangle me in my sleep every single bloody night. He would always stick his damned paw down my throat in the middle of the night.

Maybe you had something down your throat and he was trying to save you?

Ah, who am I kidding? You had a catsassin.

I can tell you one thing. He never did it again after the 10th time. I decided "Hey, you wanna stick your paw in there? I guess you don't want it. *CHOMP*".

You didn't; did you?

 

[Bigfatstupid]

My cat's a total attention whore. XD

If I lay down on the floor, he'll come running up and demanding to be pet. He especially likes it when I play with his tail.

 

[Irridium]

I love them until the claw factor comes in. Digging into my jeans and making my leg bleed is the worst way to my heart

But then they snuggle up and start purring in your lap, making you look like a jerk if you get angry, those cute, crafty bastards...

 

[Booze Zombie]

Cats are cats. They're very human, which people like, which is why they're popular.

 

[Xyphon]

I have cats. Lovely creatures. One of them (My first cat, Sai) is in a tin can on top of the fridge. Was that too much?

...a fat bastard named Stuwy who sits on the couch licking his body parts he can reach.

You're just jealous you can't do that.

What is stopping him from licking his cat? (Except maybe PETA, actually I think they would be okay with it.) XD

Imagine a human hacking up a hairball. Good times.

I. Hate. Cats.

Last cat I had tried to strangle me in my sleep every single bloody night. He would always stick his damned paw down my throat in the middle of the night.

Maybe you had something down your throat and he was trying to save you?

Ah, who am I kidding? You had a catsassin.

I can tell you one thing. He never did it again after the 10th time. I decided "Hey, you wanna stick your paw in there? I guess you don't want it. *CHOMP*".

You didn't; did you?

It didn't come off, but he had a limp for about 3 days.

 

[Kinguendo]

I have cats. Lovely creatures. One of them (My first cat, Sai) is in a tin can on top of the fridge. Was that too much?

...a fat bastard named Stuwy who sits on the couch licking his body parts he can reach.

You're just jealous you can't do that.

What is stopping him from licking his cat? (Except maybe PETA, actually I think they would be okay with it.) XD

Imagine a human hacking up a hairball. Good times.

I. Hate. Cats.

Last cat I had tried to strangle me in my sleep every single bloody night. He would always stick his damned paw down my throat in the middle of the night.

Maybe you had something down your throat and he was trying to save you?

Ah, who am I kidding? You had a catsassin.

I can tell you one thing. He never did it again after the 10th time. I decided "Hey, you wanna stick your paw in there? I guess you don't want it. *CHOMP*".

You didn't; did you?

That seems unlikely, I mean if a cat has 1 paw in your mouth that means that the other paw and mouth are near you throat and face... you bite it, it bites and scratches you... it seems like unneccesary violence, especially seen as we are talking about a man and a cat.

 

[zauxz]

Anoying bastards, but in a good way.

(biting, ambushing, sleeping on your book/ newspaper/ magazine)

 

[LilGherkin]

I love them until the claw factor comes in. Digging into my jeans and making my leg bleed is the worst way to my heart

But then they snuggle up and start purring in your lap, making you look like a jerk if you get angry, those cute, crafty bastards...

One time I fell asleep at a New Year's Party and stood up only to realize after the agonizing pain that the cat had fallen asleep on me after digging its claws in, it tore my pant leg a little and made me bleed.

 

[DalekJaas]

I like cats, they don't need much attention but what they get is appreciated.

 

[A random person]

Depends. I had one that wouldn't stop whining, one that will scratch you if your hand gets close (my brother, a cat whisperer, is an exception) but we loved anyway, and my family currently has one that is tough (he had a bad illness as an infant, and because we also consistently had dogs, thinks it's a dog to an extent) but very cute and cuddly. It even comes along with us whenever we take the dogs out for a walk.

 

[Irridium]

I love them until the claw factor comes in. Digging into my jeans and making my leg bleed is the worst way to my heart

But then they snuggle up and start purring in your lap, making you look like a jerk if you get angry, those cute, crafty bastards...

One time I fell asleep at a New Year's Party and stood up only to realize after the agonizing pain that the cat had fallen asleep on me after digging its claws in, it tore my pant leg a little and made me bleed.

In its defence, it was a New Years party so it could have been much worse, you could have had no pants on.

 

[Odude]

I'm not a cat person at all, sorry. I'm not really a pet person at that. I was raised to be extremely clean, so I feel the need to wash up after touching any sort of animal. Hence, not a cat person.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Annoying bastards.....nuff said

 

[Dr. UBAR]

My cat is fucking hellspawn. She hides behind cars and runs out on two legs at little children.
I love my kitty.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I fucking love cats! I have one. His name is Justin, he's about 3 months old. He is an annoying little bugger, but also very cuddly. All and all he's just a small kid, he loves to play and to be loved

He is currently running around the house with a sock he pulled out of my drawer.

 

[Shapsters]

Cats are a**holes, they are selfish little pri... Okay, I am calm. Basically, they will only come to you when they want something from you... If you want to pet them or make sure they are clean then you have to chase the buggers around the house, and they can fit through gaps you cant.

You wouldn't say that if you met my cat. He comes if you call him, loves nothing more than attention, he gives you hugs when you pick him up and all you need to be his best friend is a pet and a can of tuna juice.

Fred is hands down the best cat to roam this earth!

 

[Scobie]

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