If they're going to apply real world concepts like active sexualities to fictional children's puppets, what's going to happen to the rest of Sesame Street?
Is Oscar the Grouch going to be put on benefits and moved into sheltered accommodation, or is he going to be charged with vagrancy and jailed?
Come to think of it, if all the characters now have sexuality then Oscar the Grouch will probably have to be jailed for the sake of the children... there's something not quite right about a Hobo who lives in a bin and keeps luring children to his alley.
Big Bird is looking quite suspicious too... he may act friendly towards the kids, but how sure can you be of the sexuality and motives of a giant Bird (who I assume, like most members of the the Avian Kingdom, is sexually active and has a breeding age of 2-3 years old)?
Then again, could they really blame Big Bird? It's not his fault that what is normal for him, his beautiful sexuality, is at odds with state laws and human morals.
I also hope The Count has all his visas in check, or it's back to Eastern Europe for that creepy weirdo.