Cheerleader suffers horrible side effect from the flu shot

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

DEUS EX WAS RIGHT.

IT'S THE GRAY DEATH.

EVERYONE STEAL THEIR AMBROSIA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I don't believe it for a second.

This exactly. Something like this would've been all over the news pretty much everywhere if it was real.

It is, when I looked at related links it seemed like there was a bunch of TV channels doing a story on this girl.

And I'm 99% sure it's real, in the clip they said they had doctors that tested her and determined what it was so I'm sure it's real.

C'mon, the only doctors who looked at her concluded that "I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her". What can they do, take a blood sample to see if she is in fact suffering from Saturday Night Fever?

When she can run fine and while doing so can talk and act normally yet when walking she goes into breakdance mode it doesn't suggest some rare vaccine-linked illness it suggests to me that she has a full blown case of the attention whoresies or the galloping crazies. I prescribe two doses of media coverage with a month-long course of attention deprivation.

Doctor i second your diognosis and i reccomend that we give the girl as much attention as possible. I conclude that the scientific reason for being able to talk normally while walking backwards, being able to run normally and being able to walk backwards normally is a case of "shit i nearly blew my cover". The patient attempted to combat it with a good dose of "change the story" but unfortunatly this will lower her attention levels no end and introduce the unbelievable toxin. The only thing i can say is that its best if we ignore these obvious signs that she has nothing wrong with her and give her the attention anyway.

 

[noodles loves you]

It's time:

 

[davidboring]

I don't believe it for a second.

Hear, hear.

 

[Arcanz]

C'mon, the only doctors who looked at her concluded that "I don't know what the fuck's wrong with her". What can they do, take a blood sample to see if she is in fact suffering from Saturday Night Fever?

When she can run fine and while doing so can talk and act normally yet when walking she goes into breakdance mode it doesn't suggest some rare vaccine-linked illness it suggests to me that she has a full blown case of the attention whoresies or the galloping crazies. I prescribe two doses of media coverage with a month-long course of attention deprivation.

Oh my god! I can't stop laughing. This is just hilarious, you dear sire made my day.

Am I a bad person for laughing? A lot?

No, not really.

I just think I'll laugh harder when the other side effects pop up in about two years.

Hypersalivation, cannibalism, slurred speech, delayed reaction time, staggering gait...

At least you'll be able to run away really easily when she starts on the cannibalism...

Oh wait, she runs normally. We're screwed.

Nah just start to walk and when she's slowing down to eat you she'll get the Saturday Night Fever and boogie down like you've never seen a person boogie before, aaaaand you'll be safe again.

I know, I'm a bad person. But blamming the vaccine is just stupid.

It's time:

Spoiler: -Snip

... I can't stop smiling, damn you all!

 

[Soxafloppin]

SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD.

Ninja'd me to this.

 

[Angry pirate]

Only thing she's suffering from is attenionwhoris-isis-osis. Move along folks, she can be healed by being ignored

 

[Abedeus]

Either faking or mental problem. Either way, it will stop when she goes to the shrink.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Nah nah nanana you are a whooorrreeee.

I think it's time for some domestic abuse.

Hell yeah.

*snaps belt*

 

[Sonicron]

It's just the media bitching about Obama, so they pull shit out of their ass.

I think I'd actually bet money on that. Spot on.

You know, it's actually quite horrific seeing how news in America appear to work, at least Fox news. I know, you guys probably have all sorts of respectable news channels over there, but sadly enough Fox seems the most influential by far. It's like someone elevated a ridiculous gossip rag (like the Bild-Zeitung or the Sun) to the position of main newscaster of the country, then swapped out half the staff of regular crazies with politically biased crazies.

 

[Woodsey]

I'm sorry, but did anyone else actually hear any evidence in that story that said this had anything to do with the flu jab?

Other than the fact that she got it over a week before? Hardly conclusive (or the real answer, I bet).

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Doesn't really matter that she's a cheerleader... I don't really know what to think about this, I don't really care tbh. I do feel sorry for her, just to make that clear, it's tragic regardless of her being sssssssssssssssssssssmokin' or if she was a fat tub of lard

 

[sharks9]

Weird.

This is somewhat off-topic and possibly inappropriate, but I wonder what it's like to have sex w/ her now.

I'm sure thats what her husband has been wondering this entire time.

 

[cobra_ky]

Any vaccination has side effects, often with a vast unlikely hood of being affected, the mere fact that this woman may or may not be experiencing some sort of serious side effects is negligible when viewed in a much broader light. While that is insensitive, I have a further opinion which is drastically more insensitive. At least she was planning on being a cheerleader and not someone who would do something potentially useful for humanity with their life. How many more people do we need to stand/dance around and look pretty, really? If this affliction had hit a savant or highly intelligent person in their respective field of interest I would be significantly more empathetic. In this case, I really do not care at all.

Spoiler: yes, wouldn't it be terrible if some tremendous, once-in-a-generation genius was afflicted with a debilitating, probably fatal neurological disorder. I am sure it would totally prevent that person from making their incredible contributions to society.

 

[joystickjunki3]

Weird.

This is somewhat off-topic and possibly inappropriate, but I wonder what it's like to have sex w/ her now.

I'm sure thats what her husband has been wondering this entire time.

Hey, I mean she is attractive. The issue was bound to come up sooner or later. I wasn't asking to be perverted or anything. I was more wondering if to safely perform the act, would she have to kick her legs in a running manner or move them backwards? Or is sex active enough that her brain functions normally throughout the act? These are things I wonder purely from a scientific standpoint, not some sort of humor or fantasy.

If the ponder had been "...I wonder what it's like to play video games w/ her now," would you have responded in the same manner to my post?

 

[The Warden]

I remember when I was way younger I got a flu shot and ended up throwing up every day even though I never felt sick afterwards, if I ran, throw up, if I rode in a car, throw up, it was evil.
Only lasted 4 days though.

 

[kmiik]

Heroin affects the brain. So does alcohol. It doesn't matter that these substances are not injected directly into the brain.

ok true, I'll give you that one. I didnt even think of those