Chivalry is dead. And wymen/womyn killed it.

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Kuroma

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Crazy Beetch is Crazy.

Gender feminists, womyn, feminazis, etc. only contribute to negative sterotypes of women, even going so far as forcing a second cause down the public's throat in the name of their skewed equality. Groups like NOW and the FMF have made homosexual-marriage, abortion, and economy-crushing environmental polices their primary focus, causing many modern females to refuse to label themselves as feminists. I've been yelled at for holding the door open before. I just slammed the damn thing in her face, the crazy *****. Holding the door open is a universal politness, and I do it for anyone, not just females.
 

TheUnionForever

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jockslap said:
The woman starts practically yelling at me about how she doesn't need a man to hold the door open for her, and that as a individual confident woman she could take care of herself.
maybe you should have asked her what she reeally needed.
 

meatloaf231

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The only thing I model my life after is being a rational skeptic. If you're swearing upon rationality and skepticism in regards to me, you aren't really leaving much room for yourself when the dust clears.
I know, I know. I just thought it was funny how you lapsed into predictability for a second.

Don't take that too personally.
 

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I used to work at a petrol station that offered full driveway service, It was advertised on a big sign at the entrance. (full driveway service means that the attendant comes out and pumps yor petrol, checks the oil, water, tyre pressure etc.) Anyway, one day I was standing there behind the counter and this young woman drives in, as per company policy one of my collegues goes out to serve her. All he asked is " how is your day going" and what he got back was 400 centuries worth of female oppression and anger about how she didn't need any man to condescend to her and she was more capable and intelligent than him as he was just a service station attendant. I was stood inside as this yound lady ranted and raved, she litterally turned red with rage and then got back in her car and sped off.

The funny ending to this story is that this womans mother was a regular customer of ours and about 4 hours later with her daughter in tow came in and made the uber feminist apologise to us. It wasn't really a big deal but it is still a funny anecdote till this day.

I still hold doors open for people and have never been accused of sexism. some people have way too big a chip on their shoulder.
 

meatloaf231

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Eggo said:
meatloaf231 said:
Eggo said:
The only thing I model my life after is being a rational skeptic. If you're swearing upon rationality and skepticism in regards to me, you aren't really leaving much room for yourself when the dust clears.
I know, I know. I just thought it was funny how you lapsed into predictability for a second.

Don't take that too personally.
I know what you're trying to do but why don't you realize that attempting to do so actually only disproves your point?
Say what about what now? You talking about my original point or my point about your communications?
 

Lord Krunk

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Cheeze_Pavilion said:
Lord Krunk said:
It's more of a courtesy thing, really.
Right--so it has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
No; not being courteous when others are courteous to you is pretty hypocritical.

And now I shall leave. This argument has reached the point of pointless flaming.
 

Lord Krunk

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Cheeze_Pavilion said:
Lord Krunk said:
Cheeze_Pavilion said:
Lord Krunk said:
It's more of a courtesy thing, really.
Right--so it has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
No; not being courteous when others are courteous to you is pretty hypocritical.

And now I shall leave. This argument has reached the point of pointless flaming.
No, that's not being reciprocal--hypocritical is when you say one thing, but your actions conform to the opposite of what you are advocating.
I'll remember that.
 

EnglishMuffin

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I think wymen is a portmanteau of wyvern and woman, let's just get that out of the way. Secondly we all know that a woman's vagina is lined with several rows of hundreds of teeth each. This allows them to hunt their prey(A Penis)and devour it with animal-like ferocity. The outer layer is used primarily for holding their prey(Penis) while the back rows are for cutting. They are thin needle-like teeth that can be easily replaced if one falls out or is knocked out while the elusive Penis squirms and fights dearly for its very life.

I ran into a couple of Wymen not long ago, annoying creatures. But at least they are slow and not too bright. Their pincers are sharp though.

I saw some Wymen near the water, recently, I'd steer clear of them.
I saw a wyman the other day, disgusting creatures.

=)
 

TheUnionForever

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Cheeze_Pavilion said:
Good call. Because it probably didn't have anything to do with feminism--she was probably just bitchy because of her period or morning sickness or something.
I would have taken it as a challenge to charm her into submission. If a woman is that pissed off, she may just be needing a good rogering.
 

Galletea

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TheUnionForever said:
Cheeze_Pavilion said:
Good call. Because it probably didn't have anything to do with feminism--she was probably just bitchy because of her period or morning sickness or something.
I would have taken it as a challenge to charm her into submission. If a woman is that pissed off, she may just be needing a good rogering.
What a charmer you are. Though it is a possible reason for her short temper.
 

Erana

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Femenism ironically means that one believes that men and women should be equal.

More importantly, our society has only allowed us equal opportunity to play the game. To win the game, one must be an economically-aggressive white male.

We are leagues away from changing the rules of the game as a people, and that saddens me.
 

Jaythulhu

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It used to be easy to tell whether or not to hold to door open for a woman based on whether she had a sour expression on her face or not. These days, with all the starving skinny women who have tempers to match their hunger, it's too damn hard. I've pretty much given up holding doors for anyone under about 60, unless it's a woman with a smile on her dial.
 

HyruleanHyroe

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Cheeze_Pavilion said:
HyruleanHyroe said:
Yes, chivalry is alive and well...
AHAHAHA! I see your point, though I feel only the second example really makes any transgression. After all, you can't very well call a rude woman a dick, now can you?
Everyone's got an a-hole...and most people act like one, so it makes for a great thing to call people.
EXCELLENT POINT, SIR! Or Ma'am. I won't pretend to know.

I have changed my beliefs. I now believe that all women are dirty whores and they can hold their own damn doors. I'm going to spend the rest of my life as an outspoken and occasionally violent misogynist, so women around me actually have a legitimate reason to complain about me! THE UNIVERSE HAS ACHIEVED PERFECT BALANCE!