Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

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awesomeClaw

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D it is!

You get out of the base and go to the bar.
You look around and see an attractive young women ordering a drink.
You walk up to her.
"Hi." you say.
"Hi?" responds the girl.

An akward silence commences.
"Anyway...what´s your name babe?"
"The name´s katey. Nice to meet you."
"Well then katey, what do you do for a living?"
"Oh, i work as an accountant. So what about you? What do you do for a living?"

"I...i´m unemployed."
The girl orders you a drink.
"So...do you wanna go back into the bar´s more...private areas?" she asks.
You smell something fishy here.

A:"Sure."
B:"No thanks."
 

Venom 3135

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HAHAHAHAHAAA XD.

A.nyway, (See what I did there)?

A. We can just kill her if she pulls anything. Deffinetly AAAAAAAAA.
 

Mr Thin

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Yeah... I'm thinking B.

No offense guys, but I doubt even our brave little freedom fighter is attractive enough to score that quickly.

Basically, what Protocol95 said.
 

awesomeClaw

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B it is(Flipped a coin!)

"No thanks, i got a lot to do."
"Pity." says kate.
You make your way out of the bar.
You begin walking back to base.

Suddently, you hear a violent roar. It sounds like a...Fanny Bandit!
You look around you and see nothing but black, empty shawdows.
"You disputers...so foolish..." says a voice. You can´t remember that you ever heard it before.
And then...everything goes black.

You wake up were in the exact same spot you passed out.
"Huh. Weird." you exclaim.
You begin walking back to base when you see...JOHN?
John is standing in the street. He´s...he´s...been shot in the head...
"You killed me..." says John.

"What, i didn-"
"Didn´t want to do it?" then why did you do it?!" screams John.
He jumps forward and grabs you.
"You murdered me! You killed your best friend!"
"No, get away!" you scream.

You break out of his grab and start running back to base.
"This isn´t happening, this isn´ happening, this isn´t happening..." you mumble to yourself.
Wait...that´s Chuck!
"You...why did you kill me?" asks Chuck.
"I though you were my friend?" he continues.

You ignore him and keep running.
But he runs after you.
"Murderer! Murderer! Murderer!" screams Chuck. John has joined the chase.
Sarah is standing infront of you.
"WHY?!" she screams.

You tackle her and keep running.
Sadly, your efforts aree futile as Chuck catches up with you and starts to strangle you.
Wait! Was that a women? Yeah! A women is standing over a man that looks to be having a seizure! It´s...LOVISA!?
"Oh god, he´s trying to swallow his tounge! screams Lovisa.

The man having a seizure is...YOU!
How? Why? Who?
Questions run through your head.
There is no way out of this situation.
Except waking up.

You need to wake up.


Wake up.

WAKE UP

But this is a fantasy world. This is your imagination. You need to create your own escape.

Create your own escape

CREATE YOUR OWN ESCAPE

A???
B???
C???
 

SoloStoffe

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Why would we feel bad about Sarah?

Anyways:

B. Stumble across a box containing a magic flute, and when you play it, a robot dragon comes out of nowhere, and you can fly away to Sweden where you eat Smörgåsbord before you go back to India and eat a living elephant, wich turns out to be a magic elephant that is made of explosive meat.

DO EET.
 

Mr Thin

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Since the first 3 letters are taken, I'm gonna make up a D.

This is our imagination, yes? I imagine we still have our super-flamethrower.

Let us burn our way out of the fabric of dreams! Who says imagination isn't combustible?
 

awesomeClaw

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Okay, then!

A:Shoot yourself in the head.
B: Stumble across a box containing a magic flute, and when you play it, a robot dragon comes out of nowhere, and you can fly away to Sweden where you eat Smörgåsbord before you go back to India and eat a living elephant, which turns out to be a magic elephant that is made of explosive meat.
C:Slap your physical body.
D:Burn it!