Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!
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A it is!
You let the man out.
"Thank you chap! Now let´s get this robot!"
He pulls up some kind of device.
The member breaks in and looks at the man.
"Return to your cell Yahtzee."
"What? So you can torture me some more? No thanks, mate!" screams the man.
He throws himself forward and hits the member in the shoulder with the device. The member releases a pained groan and falls to the ground.
"What the hell is that?"
"Electro-magnetic device. Kills the power on these bastards for a small amount of time."
"Small amount of time?"
"Oh right. If i where you, i´d get him into my cell before he wakes up."
You throw the member into the cell.
"How long before he get´s out of there?"
"At least an hour." says the man.
"Anyway. Who the hell are you?!"
"The names Yahtzee."
"Ha ha ha, real funny. What´s your REAL name?"
"Funny. It´s been such a long time since anyone used it i can´t remember. Everyone just calls me Yathzee."
"Fine "Yahtzee". Now how do we kill this robot for good?"
"There´s a device at the top of the building. Should provide enough Electro-magnetic discharge to collapse the circuits of that thing."
Hm. Yathzee...sound familiar. WAIT A MINUTE! Yathzee used to be a public speaker for the Escapist! Son of a *****.
"You´re with the mods!" you scream and point your flamethrower at him.
He sighs.
"Look, i´m on your side. I promise."
A:"Prove it! Lead us to the device!"
B:Kill him.
You let the man out.
"Thank you chap! Now let´s get this robot!"
He pulls up some kind of device.
The member breaks in and looks at the man.
"Return to your cell Yahtzee."
"What? So you can torture me some more? No thanks, mate!" screams the man.
He throws himself forward and hits the member in the shoulder with the device. The member releases a pained groan and falls to the ground.
"What the hell is that?"
"Electro-magnetic device. Kills the power on these bastards for a small amount of time."
"Small amount of time?"
"Oh right. If i where you, i´d get him into my cell before he wakes up."
You throw the member into the cell.
"How long before he get´s out of there?"
"At least an hour." says the man.
"Anyway. Who the hell are you?!"
"The names Yahtzee."
"Ha ha ha, real funny. What´s your REAL name?"
"Funny. It´s been such a long time since anyone used it i can´t remember. Everyone just calls me Yathzee."
"Fine "Yahtzee". Now how do we kill this robot for good?"
"There´s a device at the top of the building. Should provide enough Electro-magnetic discharge to collapse the circuits of that thing."
Hm. Yathzee...sound familiar. WAIT A MINUTE! Yathzee used to be a public speaker for the Escapist! Son of a *****.
"You´re with the mods!" you scream and point your flamethrower at him.
He sighs.
"Look, i´m on your side. I promise."
A:"Prove it! Lead us to the device!"
B:Kill him.
A. DON'T KILl YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHZEEEEEEEE!
Also, slight british accent? I'd say a HUGE british accent.
Also...
[HEADING=1]FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE DON'T SAY 'CHAP'!!!!![/HEADING]
Phew...
Also, slight british accent? I'd say a HUGE british accent.
Also...
[HEADING=1]FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE DON'T SAY 'CHAP'!!!!![/HEADING]
Phew...
Correct me if i´m wrong, but i think peoples accents might be subject to some slight changes over the span of 200 years.venom 3135 said:
Also:
We...don´t...say..Chap...
Okay, note taken!
A it is!
"Prove it! Lead us to the device!"
"Oh blimey, why does everyone hate me nowadays?" asks Yahtzee.
"Fine, i´ll lead you to the device, but then, i´m free, okay?" he continues.
You go up some stairs and see a guard.
"Get down!" says Lovisa.
You all crouch down...except Yahtzee.
"Let the professionals handle this, kids." he says in a smug voice.
He walks up to the guard.
"Hey, get down on the ground!" screams the guard.
Yahtzee does as commanded.
However, when the guard bends over to search him, he grabs his leg and injects something into him.
"OW! What did you..."
The guard begins laughing. And laughing. And laughing. Until he stops breathing.
"A deadly serum." says Yahtzee.
"Quite effective on people with low intellegence." says Lovisa. She sounds snarky.
"So anyway, how did yuo end up in the cage, Yahtzee?"
"When John betrayed the mods, i joined in. Sadly, i wasn´t as quick on my feet as John and was captured. What happend to my old mate anyway?"
"He died in a gangster attack." you respond.
You reach a hallway when Yahtzee suddently stops. He begins coughing.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Need...suppresant..." he mumbles.
He must be talking about the suppresant Susan used. But she was infected with the Fanny Bandit radiation...
But John can just brew up a new set of the cure a- oh right.
Now where could you find the suppresant in this building?
Minutes until complete infection in Yahtzee: 15
A:Lab.
B:Armory.
C:Locker rooms.
D:Screw it, leave him to die!
"Prove it! Lead us to the device!"
"Oh blimey, why does everyone hate me nowadays?" asks Yahtzee.
"Fine, i´ll lead you to the device, but then, i´m free, okay?" he continues.
You go up some stairs and see a guard.
"Get down!" says Lovisa.
You all crouch down...except Yahtzee.
"Let the professionals handle this, kids." he says in a smug voice.
He walks up to the guard.
"Hey, get down on the ground!" screams the guard.
Yahtzee does as commanded.
However, when the guard bends over to search him, he grabs his leg and injects something into him.
"OW! What did you..."
The guard begins laughing. And laughing. And laughing. Until he stops breathing.
"A deadly serum." says Yahtzee.
"Quite effective on people with low intellegence." says Lovisa. She sounds snarky.
"So anyway, how did yuo end up in the cage, Yahtzee?"
"When John betrayed the mods, i joined in. Sadly, i wasn´t as quick on my feet as John and was captured. What happend to my old mate anyway?"
"He died in a gangster attack." you respond.
You reach a hallway when Yahtzee suddently stops. He begins coughing.
"Hey, are you okay?"
"Need...suppresant..." he mumbles.
He must be talking about the suppresant Susan used. But she was infected with the Fanny Bandit radiation...
But John can just brew up a new set of the cure a- oh right.
Now where could you find the suppresant in this building?
Minutes until complete infection in Yahtzee: 15
A:Lab.
B:Armory.
C:Locker rooms.
D:Screw it, leave him to die!
A it is!
You run to the lab and...it´s a cafeteria. Looks like the personal really tricked their superiors here.
Fuck.
You look around and see a blender. Wait, maybe you can create a home-made suppresant?!
Time until infection: 5 min
A:Create your own serum!
B:Search the locker rooms!
C:Search the armory!
D:Fuck this.
You run to the lab and...it´s a cafeteria. Looks like the personal really tricked their superiors here.
Fuck.
You look around and see a blender. Wait, maybe you can create a home-made suppresant?!
Time until infection: 5 min
A:Create your own serum!
B:Search the locker rooms!
C:Search the armory!
D:Fuck this.
A.
@ Mr Thin. Good news everyone! I've perfected a formula made from a blender that cures fanny bandit infections!
@ Mr Thin. Good news everyone! I've perfected a formula made from a blender that cures fanny bandit infections!
A it is!
You run around collecting some things and put them in the blender.
But there is something missing...
You desperatly try to figure it out and nail it down to three options.
A:Banana
B:Whisky
C:Spit
You run around collecting some things and put them in the blender.
But there is something missing...
You desperatly try to figure it out and nail it down to three options.
A:Banana
B:Whisky
C:Spit