Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!

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awesomeClaw

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A it is!

Ofcourse! A banana! It conatins kalium, which protects the body against cesium!
You throw it in there and blend them together.
You take a syringe and take up the mixed drink.
You run to yahtzee and inject him in the arm.

"OW! You could have been a little more gentle, could you not?" he says.
Did it work.
It appears it did!

"Thank you mate, i would´ve been toast without your help!"

What now?

A:Ask Yahtzee how he got the Fanny bandit radiation.
B:Continue walking upwards.
 

awesomeClaw

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A it is!

"How did you get the Fanny Bandit radiation?" you ask.
"Funny story. Back in the day, i was doing a speech in the town when the radiation went off.
As with Susan, the serum in my body protected me from the radiation. But sadly, when i saw the rest of the poor people not getting any suppresant, i tried to "quit" the mods with John.
I failed. But they couldn´t execute me, since it would create chaos. So they locked me up and gave me the suppresant."
"Huh."

You continue upwards.
"There is the device!" says yahtzee.
It looks like a night stick.
You take it and look at it.
"Don´t play with that. You´ll kill yourself." says Lovisa.

"*Beep* Yahtzee must be returned to cell.*Beep*" It´s the LRR member!
"Stand down." continues the robot.
"I won´t let you lock me up again!" says Yahtzee.
You run forward, but the member pulls up his laser sword.

"Lovisa, distract it!" you scream.
Lovisa starts shooting it and the robot does a quick roll and avoids most of the bullets.
It jumps forward and...cuts Lovisa´s finger off.
Blood spurts from the wound and Lovisa screams.
She falls over and faints.

"You son of a *****!" you scream.
You dash forward and attack the member with the shock.
The member flies backwards and into a wall. But he get´s up.
You see sparks coming from his head.

"Systems down. Resetting systems..."
The member falls down and starts crawling and twitching on the floor.
"Mother...my name is Graham...mother..."
He must be resetting to his human status.

"I don´t want to...get away...the suit..."
What is he talking about?
"Please...it hurts...kill me...Kathleen...why...betrayed..."

Suddently, it takes off it´s helmet.
"You...i remember you..." says "Graham"
"What the hell!?" you scream.
"It´s a trick, kill him!" screams Yahtzee.

A:Let him speak.
B:Kill him!
 

awesomeClaw

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A it is!

"Speak!" you scream.
He get´s up.
"What? Kill him!" screams yahtzee.

You point your gun at him and demand an explanation.
"I´m sorry that i attacked your friend. I wasn´t myself. I was a machine."
"Sure, but what do you mean with i know you?"
"I know the man standing behind you. One of the biggest traitors of the mods ever. Hungry for revenge."

You look at yahtzee a-WHACK!
A crowbar hits your head and you fall over. You took a real beating. A tooth probably fell out.
But you don´t faint.
"Why yahtzee..." you ask.

"Because these assholes killed the love of my life...Rebecca mayes!"
"We were machines yahtzee! We had no choice!"
"That´s a lie!" screams Yahtzee.
"You! You were the one who made the LRR team extinct!"

"Correct! And now i´m going to finish the job!" he screams.
"But how did you get the fanny bandit virus?"
"Like i said before, i was in the town. I don´t lie all the time, you know."
Judging from the look on his face, things are going to go real bad if you don´t interfere.

What now?

A:Shoot him!
B:Talk him out of it!
C:Shoot the LRR member!
 

Mr Thin

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As if we could talk down Yahtzee.

Also, I couldn't bear to cause him harm.

I must vote C. Sorry Graham.