Choose your own adventure: The escapist has taken over the world! Act 4: Russ Pitt!
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B it is!
Somehow, you Stumble across a box containing a magic flute, and when you play it, a robot dragon comes out of nowhere, and you fly away to Sweden where you eat Smörgåsbord before you go back to India and eat a living elephant, which turns out to be a magic elephant that is made of explosive meat.
After you did that, you wake up.
You see Lovisa above you screaming at someone.
"Lovisa..?" you ask.
"Oh thank god, i thought i lost you!" she says and hugs you.
"Yeah..." you exclaim.
You push her away and get up.
"What happend, anyway?" you ask.
"Someone injected some poison into your body. I don´t know what kind."
Wait a minute! Kate = Kathleen? Son of a *****!
She must have used a disguise! Things are getting heavy.
You go to bed.
The next day, you ponder on which place to attack next.
A:FBM
B:Center com. post.
Somehow, you Stumble across a box containing a magic flute, and when you play it, a robot dragon comes out of nowhere, and you fly away to Sweden where you eat Smörgåsbord before you go back to India and eat a living elephant, which turns out to be a magic elephant that is made of explosive meat.
After you did that, you wake up.
You see Lovisa above you screaming at someone.
"Lovisa..?" you ask.
"Oh thank god, i thought i lost you!" she says and hugs you.
"Yeah..." you exclaim.
You push her away and get up.
"What happend, anyway?" you ask.
"Someone injected some poison into your body. I don´t know what kind."
Wait a minute! Kate = Kathleen? Son of a *****!
She must have used a disguise! Things are getting heavy.
You go to bed.
The next day, you ponder on which place to attack next.
A:FBM
B:Center com. post.
"Another one of the subjects were equipped with a syringe launcher. Within the syringes was a toxin cocktail. Mixed with the most deadly and painful toxins imaginable. The subject was called "Kathleen de feared" "SwedishDude said:
A it is!
"Let´s go destroy the FBM building." you say.
You make your way to the building.
It´s a big building with a sign upfront saying: "Warning! Trespassers will be shot!"
Judging from how they treated Sarah, that´s probably true.
You sneak around the back and kill a sleeping guard.
You get in and see two guards having a smoke.
"Christ, i hate those fuckin´disputers!"
"I know, we´ve been forced to work overtime for 2 weeks straight now! Can´t somebody fucking kill them?!"
"And now, we won´t even get paid!"
Assholes. You pull up your pistol and blow them both away.
You get deeper into the building when you hear a voice.
"*Beep* Unauthorized entry. *Beep*"
"What?!"
You look behind you and...shit. It´s a member of the LRR crew.
The member is covered in metal and has two laser swords up.
He dashes forward and attempts to slice you and Lovisa.
You dodge the attack and shoot him in the back.
He doesn´t even react.
"SHIT!" screams Lovisa as she is captured by the member.
"Drop your weapons and get down on the ground, and you will both be spared." says the member.
What now?
A:NEVER!
B:Well okay.
"Let´s go destroy the FBM building." you say.
You make your way to the building.
It´s a big building with a sign upfront saying: "Warning! Trespassers will be shot!"
Judging from how they treated Sarah, that´s probably true.
You sneak around the back and kill a sleeping guard.
You get in and see two guards having a smoke.
"Christ, i hate those fuckin´disputers!"
"I know, we´ve been forced to work overtime for 2 weeks straight now! Can´t somebody fucking kill them?!"
"And now, we won´t even get paid!"
Assholes. You pull up your pistol and blow them both away.
You get deeper into the building when you hear a voice.
"*Beep* Unauthorized entry. *Beep*"
"What?!"
You look behind you and...shit. It´s a member of the LRR crew.
The member is covered in metal and has two laser swords up.
He dashes forward and attempts to slice you and Lovisa.
You dodge the attack and shoot him in the back.
He doesn´t even react.
"SHIT!" screams Lovisa as she is captured by the member.
"Drop your weapons and get down on the ground, and you will both be spared." says the member.
What now?
A:NEVER!
B:Well okay.
A it is!
"NEVER." you say and shoot the man in the chest.
He twitches and Lovisa escapes. You run upstairs and lock a door.
"Do you really think that will keep him out."
"No. But it´ll slow him down while i find a way to kill him." you say.
You look around the room and find nothing.
You hear someone banging on the door.
"Hey you! Come over here!" screams a voice.
There´s a man locked up in a cage.
You walk up to him.
"Who the hell are you?" asks Lovisa.
"Can we skip the small talk until there isn´t a robot maniac getting his panties in a twist?" says the man. He speaks with a slight british accent.
"You´ve got to get me out of this cage! I know how to kill that Robot!"
"How do we know you´re not going to kill us as soon as we let you out of that cage?"
"You don´t. But if you don´t let me out, that robot chap will do you in anyway. You got nothing to lose!"
What now?
A:Let him out.
B:Screw that!
"NEVER." you say and shoot the man in the chest.
He twitches and Lovisa escapes. You run upstairs and lock a door.
"Do you really think that will keep him out."
"No. But it´ll slow him down while i find a way to kill him." you say.
You look around the room and find nothing.
You hear someone banging on the door.
"Hey you! Come over here!" screams a voice.
There´s a man locked up in a cage.
You walk up to him.
"Who the hell are you?" asks Lovisa.
"Can we skip the small talk until there isn´t a robot maniac getting his panties in a twist?" says the man. He speaks with a slight british accent.
"You´ve got to get me out of this cage! I know how to kill that Robot!"
"How do we know you´re not going to kill us as soon as we let you out of that cage?"
"You don´t. But if you don´t let me out, that robot chap will do you in anyway. You got nothing to lose!"
What now?
A:Let him out.
B:Screw that!