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StriderShinryu said:
Anything by Quentin Tarantino. He's the epitome of all sizzle and no steak.. and even his sizzle isn't very good compared to others. I doubt I'll ever get what people enjoy about his movies.
Holy crap! Someone else on Escapist that doesn't like Tarantino! I've only seen maybe 2 others that agree with me! Maybe you are one of them and I just don't recognize the name because it's been that long! Wow, thank you for not being like everyonemost others.
 

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elcamino41383 said:
StriderShinryu said:
Anything by Quentin Tarantino. He's the epitome of all sizzle and no steak.. and even his sizzle isn't very good compared to others. I doubt I'll ever get what people enjoy about his movies.
Holy crap! Someone else on Escapist that doesn't like Tarantino! I've only seen maybe 2 others that agree with me! Maybe you are one of them and I just don't recognize the name because it's been that long! Wow, thank you for not being like everyonemost others.
I concur with the previous posts. I can not stand his movies, especially the Kill Bill movies, and most recently Inglorious Bastards.

And anything from Judd Apatow
 

Feste the Jester

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The Godfather and Part II. Granted I was fairly tired when watching them, but I thought they were a boring mess.
 

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Aetera said:
Citizen Kane.

Now, before you all murder me, I have the highest respect for the cinematography and technique of the film. I just don't find it to be an enjoyable movie.

Much like many indie games, in that they look great, unique, and impressive, but are not actually fun to play.
I thought Citizen Kane was thoroughly entertaining movie even without all the praise it receives for its technical prowess.
 

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Pretty much all of the "Classics" I've tried. It's got to the point now where I assume the term "classic" is code for "boring & shite". That includes The Godfather, The Maltese Falcon, Citizen Kane, and probably plenty more I can't bring to mind at the moment.
 

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You just did, friend, you just did. As one of those intellectually vapid philistines, let me clarify my position, as well as the position of a good many people I know. I recognize 2001 for what it is. Each and every shot is framed not like a movie but like striking painting or photograph. Kubrick's background in photography shows very clearly: he shot the hell out of that movie. The art direction is amazing, and the use of symbolism is superb. Kubrick was blazingly innovative in his approach to storytelling and exploration of the film's themes, and he deserves all the credit he gets. 2001 is high art, and there's no denying it. I appreciate it very much as such.

But.

I do not enjoy it as a film. Yes, it's interesting to watch, just as walking through a Robert Frank exhibition is interesting, or reading a good piece of romantic literature is interesting. You can sit back and go "ah, I see what they did there" to your heart's content. That doesn't change the fact that there's not a single thing that happens in the movie that I actually cared about beyond the visual or contemplative qualities. The humans are inhuman (which kind of undercuts a lot of the philosophical points), the plot is robbed of its power without empathy for the characters, and...I...bleh. Yes, I understand why its such a highly regarded film. Heck, I regard it highly myself for mostly the same reasons. However, I don't plan on sitting down at watching it again anytime soon.

Anyways,
If any of you are looking for a superbly directed classic that's also highly entertaining even by modern standards, try The Battleship Potemkin. Being propaganda, it kind of has to be enjoyable on multiple levels, after all.
 
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2001 is the obvious choice, but hate Dawn of the Dead much more because it is hated by so few. The first time I saw it, I was laughing out loud from the first scene. This continued until about the half way point where the plot just stops, wherein it just got ungodly boring.

The other zombie movie I hate, is 28 Days Later. Boring, Artsy and Non-Zombies do not make for a good time.

Also, Forbidden Planet, the original King Kong.
 

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I genuinely can't watch the Matrix any more.

Also, I was bored out of my mind by the Godfather. And I hated all the characters. Same goes for Scarface.

Also:
Freechoice said:
Are you saying your hatred keeps you warm?
*small round of applause*
 

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Freechoice said:
Dr. McD said:
Freechoice said:
Dr. McD said:
Red Dawn, boring as fuck, tries to be a badass action movie and serious drama, fails at being either, and Homefront (A.K.A. Red Dawn, the game) is even worse.
You clearly aren't a wolverine.

How do you keep warm?
By burning the reviews for games like Homefront and saving money for good games. I rented Homefront and ALL my assumptions about it were proven. It was boring, derivative, shit.
Are you saying your hatred keeps you warm?
But then, how are we any different from him?
 

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TU4AR said:
The hell is fething?

And mothefucking Crucible. Hate that fucking fucker of a fuck.
Daniel Day-Lewis's take on John Proctor made that movie worth watching.
OP: I could never get into the original Superman movies. I don't hate them; they just don't hold my attention.
 

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I'm pretty sure I'm the only girl who doesn't like Dirty Dancing... It's so dull.
You should see the look I get when I mention I don't like it around other girls. I would get more acceptance if I said, "By the way, God did a good job of killing off Patrick Swayze."
 

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All quiet in the Western Front. I swear to Christ that movie was on dire need of schizo medics
 

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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
The Godfather.

Seemed to me like it was Scarface with a story. Which is fucking wrong.
Not to mention predating Scarface by about 10 years, so maybe you want to switch those two around? Unless of course you are talking about the 1932 Scarface, in which case the comparison isn't very good anyway.
 

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Vauban said:
elcamino41383 said:
StriderShinryu said:
Anything by Quentin Tarantino. He's the epitome of all sizzle and no steak.. and even his sizzle isn't very good compared to others. I doubt I'll ever get what people enjoy about his movies.
Holy crap! Someone else on Escapist that doesn't like Tarantino! I've only seen maybe 2 others that agree with me! Maybe you are one of them and I just don't recognize the name because it's been that long! Wow, thank you for not being like everyonemost others.
I concur with the previous posts. I can not stand his movies, especially the Kill Bill movies, and most recently Inglorious Bastards.

And anything from Judd Apatow
I have to admit, I actually LIKED Kill Bill, at first. However now, I couldn't really give a damn.

The Anti-Tarantino group is growing! Woo!