Conversation Starters.

[crepesack]

Hello escapees, we all know what a conversation starter is, like a word that gets the crowd going or that odd ornament you keep in your living room just because. But it seems conversations are always kind of dull and so i give you this. I will say a word(s) and a conversation will stem from it and after that another conversation stems. We will see just how intelligible "or so" we can speak do your best good luck.

Don't worry about topicality

I think that the 700 billion dollar bailout will fail.

 

[wewontdie11]

"I think Hitler had some good ideas..."

That's bound to stir up a conversation of some kind.

 

[PurpleRain]

"Sooo..."

 

[crepesack]

plz no flame kindling
So i got a girl preggos

 

[Johnny Ringo]

Odd observations about the room, themselves or life in general tend to catch them off guard.

Makes things much more interesting.

 

[Haliwali]

"What's your favorite color?"
If you need to end it and never see that person again-
"What's your favorite color... person?"

 

[ElephantGuts]

"So...you know any good child porn sites? Want to?"

 

[Dogeman5]

"Sooo..."

Odd observations about the room, themselves or life in general tend to catch them off guard.

Makes things much more interesting.

That is how I am made friends in Chem 121

 

[wewontdie11]

"This one time, at band camp..."

 

[stompy]

Depends on the context. I mean, if you're at a party, you might as well ask the person how they know the host. Or, if you're at a music store, comment (best if it were positive) on the person's choice of music. Or if they were about to buy an IBM computer, tell them that IBM helped the Nazis [http://www.cracked.com/article_15767_p2.html]...

 

[Ultrajoe]

"Want hot sex?"

 

[Swift Tactix]

"So I killed a guy and they're still looking for me..."

 

[tijuanatim]

"So, you down for anal?"

"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Well it's just enough to break the ice, hi I'm "

 

[Khedive Rex]

"GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!!! I WILL NOW ENGAGE YOU IN CONVERSATION! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESIST!" *smile widely. Don't stop.*

... I don't usually start many conversations. Well, that I'm involved in anyway.

 

[Random Argument Man]

"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Well it's just enough to break the ice, hi I'm "

It's the worst pickup line ever.....

"Know any good way to get ban?"

 

[Strafe Mcgee]

I generally don't say anything and just wear cool t-shirts. Usually works a treat.

 

[Ultrajoe]

This works great for groups

"So tell me bastards, which one of you thinks he can take me at an game he cares to mention!?"

If you have any game console nearby, you have successfully become king of that group.

 

[foxboysirus]

carry around a small pokemon figure, throw it at someone and yell "I choose you!" that's how i came to meet one of my friends

 

[fulano]

So... ...STD's, I hear they're on the rise. Ever been tested?