Conversation Starters.

[HollowpointHead]

(Walks up)
Im sorry... but you only have ten days to live... Cookie?"

 

[noob skill]

hey u wanna see a donkey punch?

 

[MawnLower]

"What's your opinion about..."
Then of course go
"I DON'T CARE LOLOLOLOLOL"
Ok, nevermind.

 

[WheresMyCow]

Works like a charm on the ladies."If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?"
Or just start asking people where your cow is, a surprising number of people are interested in it.