Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

[Sassafrass]

Granted but all your wisdom comes from Gerri Halliwell's sayings.

I wish I could sing.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, but now Simon Cowell will follow you wherever you go.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you fly into brick walls every 40 seconds.

I wish I was a snake.

 

[Lavoscraft]

K...but you get eaten by a mongoose.
I wish I was a Super Saiyan!

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you have only the hair, none of the power.

I wish I was in the Western Era.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Within 5 minutes you're tied to the traintracks.

I wish I was an artist.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you can only paint like a 1 year old.

I wish I was cool.

 

[Lavoscraft]

You wish is granted your now 50 degrees Fahrenheit at all times.
I was for...a good wish.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Too bad it's opposite day!

I wish I was more intelligent.

 

[Caurus]

*poof*you get a superiority complex and run away from society and freeze to death in the woods with B.O

I wish vegetables tasted better.

 

[Lavoscraft]

Granted, but vegetables now taste so good it is all everyone eats. Soon the world dies of scurvy.

I wish I had Chuck Norris powers!

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted, but you only have 10 minutes to live.

I wish for pie!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Hope you like arsenic!

I wish I was a superhero.

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted but you have the amazing power of being able to grow your toe nails really long.

I wish I had a submarine.

 

[axle 19]

Granted but it seems to lack a power plant. O well paperweights are nice.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Granted. It's been burnt out.

I wish I had a hurley.

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Granted, but I have no clue what a hurley is, so you get a hurdle

I wish Earthbound was more popular

 

[capin Rob]

Granted. But I don't know what it is.

I wish I had a beautiful girl friend who is a rageing nymphomanic.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted... SHE'S A MOUNTAIN LION!

I wish that I had a warehouse full of coke.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. Shame the police are on the way.

I wish I had a fast car.