Corrupt a Wish game

[Zacharine]

Well now you are. Too bad the star you're orbiting is going supernova in 3...2...1...

I wish I had not bought the new iPhone.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you bought the iPad instead.

I wish I'd never watched 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You watched 3 guys 1 hammer instead.

I wish I had not been ninja'd. twice. By the same person.
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[cryogeist]

granted you are now rickrolled every other video!!

i wish i was a ghost

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. You get busted by the Ghostbusters.

I wish I lived on the sun with my faithful dog.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted. There's no food or water there.

I wish I was high.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But the pressure at your new altitude isn't enough to keep your skull pressure in equilibrium so it explodes.

I wish for TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!!~

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. But you lose your luggage and then get lost in the jungle and are found dead a week later.

I wish I didn't need to need.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you want instead
i wish for everyone i love to have whatever they want

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. They steal it from you.

I wish I did.

 

[cryogeist]

granted be more specific
i wish that my spirit will rest well when i die

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now your immortal--you still age at the normal rate.

I wish for perfect pitch.

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. It hits your right in the head, giving you a concussion.

I now wish I didn't.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted. Now everyone's doing what you didn't.

I wish I had a perfect, uncorruptable cup of coffee.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you're allergic to coffee beans.

I wish I could see the future!

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. SomBut only two seconds into the future.

I wish I was a flying whale.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, please see what happened to the last whale Douglas Adams wrote about.

I wish the world could stay winter all year round while maintaining a biologically viable atmosphere and environment.

 

[cryogeist]

granted ythough all the animals die and the water freezes kill off all life
i wish for happiness

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You have so much happiness you explode.

I wish for a computer mouse.

 

[cryogeist]

granted its a man eating actual mouse
i wish for pie