Corrupt a Wish game

[SPCF]

Granted. But the straw is connected to your mouth and you are forced to suck all the puss out.
I wish that the manga I'm reading loaded faster.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It loads faster, but Causes 300 and a half viruses into your computer everytime you click something.

I wish I had some peach juice.

 

[SPCF]

Granted. But the peaches it was made from were rotten.
I wish I had a sock.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, unfortunately, it's a Sockhop.

I wish I wasn't so old for my age.

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, you are no longer old for your age. Now get out there and buy yourself some diapers.

I wish I was on summer break.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, during this break you drive into the red sea.

I wish I could drive.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now all cars have been obsoleted.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted, but it only works when you're looking at guys.

I was for pizza.

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but it's a moldy and rotten one and made with all the ingredients you hate.

I wish all humans were bald.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but all human hair is taken away, and those who wanted beards now can't get one so now they murder you for making the wish in the first place.

I wish I was a clown-mime.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you have nothing to live for so you kill yourself.

I wish I could sing like Till Lindemann.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but now you can't stop singing, causing everyone to become to annoyed to be around you.

I wish I will pass my drivers test tomorrow.

 

[Alpha1Niner]

Granted, but your licence will be a large slab of stone that you have to haul around every time you drive.

I wish someone would finish my sente...

 

[superbatranger]

Granted, but the sentence is a terrible one.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[Alpha1Niner]

Granted, now it's hailing.

I wish the answer was not 42.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Now the answer is Mudkips.

I wish I could stop thinking of my pants.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now you can't stop thinking of mine.

I wish I lived in a Persona game.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, but now you go to virtual hell every time the gamer who owns the game turns off the game.

I wish I had a gold bar.

 

[Kaleb1138]

Granted but all gold has lost its value...

i wish i had a real lightsaber

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you still get shot by a guy with a gun.

I wish I could sing without killing things.