Corrupt a Wish game

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but now you have horrible, rocket-propelling gas all day long.

I wish I could stop getting sucked into these threads and start on my homework that was just granted to me.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but you have to use it to beat homeless people or the magic wears off.

I wish that I could poop money.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but every time you go to scoop some onto a plate, the lasagna insults you.

I wish that I had more free time.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but guys who sparkle in the sun stalk you and watch you while you sleep.

I wish that I could turn into a Super Saiyan.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Granted! You're hair doubled in size but you broke your mouse because you cant control your power :3

I Wish I Had Geass.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, you now have a "gay ass."

I wish All Hail Lelouch had proper grammar!

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Granted! You shall now feel my wrath! Spell-check shall consume your life!

I wish that I could turn invisible.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but it only works while you are playing a trombone.

I wish I could stop referencing Zero Punctuation.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Granted! Your internet has been terminated along with the wireless capabilities of your Iphone (is you have one :3)

I wish I had a Dracomon.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but his Gekirin has been touched. I suggest you run.

I wish that I could dislocate my jaw so I can eat a Big Mac in one bite!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the big mac is made of BEES!

I wish for a taco free taco.

 

[kikon9]

Granted, but the truth is inconvenient.

I wish for a bag of gummy bears.

 

[kikon9]

Granted, so long as the first flight is to North Korea.

I wish for three wishes.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it is through the tiny crack at the bottom of a door.

I wish i had my hat on straight.