Corrupt a Wish game

[tthor]

Granted, you now have retards. be sure to feed and walk them every day!

I wish for an awesome gaming PC

 

[tthor]

Granted, but it only tells bad things that will happen to you. You will lose your job, become horribly depressed and morbidly obese, live in poverty, and die a year later by being smothered by a cat.

I wish I had a dancing candybar.

 

[i don't know]

granted, but in soviet, Wherever you live, dancing candy bars eat you.

I still wish for a cat.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But it is still dead.

I wish for a torpedo instead of my eye!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But only so I can shoot one of them.

I wish for War.

 

[tthor]

Granted, but they sue Stan for making fun of Scientology.damn ninjas

Granted, but you get a little bit o Peace mixed in with it.

I wish i had a trained pet hawk.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. It is trained to attack you.

I wish for a gun.

 

[tthor]

Granted, it squirts water.

I wish for sanity.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, your life is now much more boring.

I wish for a living dog that will never attack me and can't get diseases. And won't try to have sex with me, either. Nice try.

 

[tthor]

Granted, but it's super intelligent and enslaves humanity.

I wish for tasty cold icecream!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. But it is engineered to kill your friends.

I wish for a philodox lupus.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it burns down your house.

I wish for a Barbarous Zanzibar. (Two can play this game)

 

[tthor]

Granted, you got a Barby doll.

I wish for the person who grants this wish to drop dead on the spot

 

[FortheLegion]

Granted but you no longer want a Barbarous Zanzibar. damn ninja'd

Granted I drop dead but you get a very bad headache

I wish for my mini-fridge to be full of delicious and safe to consume drinks

 

[SirBingo]

Granted, but you randomly explode.

I wish for a potato chip.

 

[tthor]

granted, your hand turns into a tasty potato chip.

I wish I could believe its not butter.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, you are now as dumb as Fabio.

I wish to have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.

 

[tthor]

Granted, the rest of your life will only cost $76.50, as you choked to death while eating at a 5 star restaurant later today.

I wish Santa was real.