Corrupt a Wish game

[AgDr_ODST]

granted its a spray pained image on a soon to be demolished wall

I wish I could chang the canon of any movie game, book that I wanted to

 

[tthor]

The genie has no idea what canon means, so he gives you diarrhea. enjoy.

i wish i had the ability to wipe anything i want from existence.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but it only works on things that no longer exist.

I wish I was Captain of the SS Normandy.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted heres a Copy of ME 2

I wish I could change what happens in the Harry Potter books

 

[TheHecatomb]

Granted but Yahtzee gets to write the final page when he's drunk.

I wish mr. post man would deliver my new harddrive BEFORE I get off to work at noon.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but you get it in atrocious shape and no amount of repairs will make it useable

I wish scientology would cease to exist

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. L Ron Hubbard becomes the Second Coming, and "renovates" Christianity.

I wish for less zombies in my cave in Minecraft.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, they are replaced by Satan.

I wish I didn't have to go to math today. Or any class. While continuing to be alive and uninjured.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Instead, the hottest girl in your educational establishment comes to your house and gives you a blowjob - much to the disapproval of your parents, watching via webcam.

I wish for a new Manowar album.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it doesn't come out until after you die.

I wish for a date with Princess Peach.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. She is a peach.

I wish for more iron in Minecraft.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the game only lasts for three seconds.

I wish I was like Travis Touchdown.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. But I don't know who Travis Touchdown is, so no one else does either. You are therefore ostracised and ignored by the whole of society.

I wish for the Vatican to declare war on Russia, just for lols.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted, But the Vatican wins and takes all of Russias money for its own

I wish thier were no more muslim extremists

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but the Vatican wins.

I wish to be declared Kaiser of Germany.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but one day you accidentally put your pointy hat on upside down.

I wish I had the softest pillow to ever exist.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you lose it in a fire.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, but you can only recall the most horrible moments of your life down to the last detail...especially the pain

I wish those Westboro Baptist bastards would be the victims of a suicide bomber

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but they are hailed as martyrs and are more popular.

I wish my computer had the specifications to play Civilization V.

 

[Chronic42]

Granted, but Civilization VI comes out and your computer can't fit the requirements.

I wish that food would never go rotten.