Corrupt a Wish game

[Dango]

Granted, but it eats your hand, then eats itself.

I wish for a warm blanket.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's made of steel wool.

I wish Link was my brother.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but Navi is your sister.

I wish I had power armor.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Granted but it weighs a ton and you can't move while you were it

I wish no one in the WWE would get injured for the remainder of the year

 

[Dark Knifer]

Granted, but he can only ccommunicate through stabbing you repeatetly.

I wish I had a couch with an engine.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but it pumps toxic smoke into your house that kills you

I wish I had ring side seats at Wrestlemania for me and my friends this coming year

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, you are seated next to a psyco, who pulls a gun and starts shooting, killing you first.

I wish I was a faceless mook in a sci-fi video game.

 

[Sacman]

Edit: NINJA!!!

Granted but a wrestler gets thrown into the audience crushing you and your friend...

I wish I had a wish...

 

[Dango]

Granted, but the only thing you can wish is "I wish I had a wish".

I wish I had a private ninja bodyguard.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but he only guards you in private.

I wish I had a duck.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted heres a rubber ducky with a nazi uniform and a hitler mustache

I wish I would get all the big hits coming to the xbox360 for free

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

You got the big hits for free, now you have to spend five years in jail for piracy.

I wish for a rocket chair... and a helmet

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted the rocket chair launches you into space where you slowly die and the helmet makes the quick ascent feel 10 times worse than it is

I wish the quarians would show thier faces in Mass Effect 3

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, but you still don't get to play the game.


I wish I had access to an orbital laser cannon that could fire indefinetly.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but the first things it hits kills are your friends, family, lovers and you in that order

I wish I was famous for doing good in the world

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted, mind you by doing good, they mean doing good in comparison to Hitler. You still are known to have killed countless innocents.

I wish I could look at any woman, snap my fingers and make her lust after me as a power. (XD, I'm incorrigble aren't I?)

 

[Sacman]

Granted, ever see Misery? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zzg3UP-x8k]

I wish You would click my link...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Granted. I now have to hunt you down and kill you for corrupting my wish so frighteningly.

I wish I knew where you lived...

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted but he lives in a place no mere mortal can enter.

I wish I was a melon ^_^

 

[IgniousMonkey]

Granted, but you will be eaten right away!

I wish I had Martin Toy's avatars sunglasses!