Corrupt a Wish game

[Dango]

Granted, but your "lisp" makes it so no one can understand you.

I wish I had a the world's cutest kitten, and I also wish it transformed into the shape of a crown and sat on my head whenever I told it to.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but it has a very weak bladder and piddles itself while on your head and only ever on your head.

I wish I could bring myself to do the homework which is in for today.

 

[Dango]

(HAHA, I have school off tomorrow!)

Granted, but your dog eats your homework as soon as you finish it.

I wish I didn't have to get a flu shot tomorrow on mt day off from school.

 

[Best of the 3]

(HAHA, I had school off last friday (teacher training day))

Granted but you die a horrible painful death.

I didn't want to do that one but it's all I could think of.

I wish Dango good luck with the flu shot.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but I die still die a horrible death.

I wish I didn't die a horrible death.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, you become one of the living dead.

I wish I didn't have to have double Biology and History at school today.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you have to take midnight classes.

I wish for a comprehensive collection of every book ever published that cannot be destroyed, stolen, or lost.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but reading all of them is too much knowledge for you to handle, therefore your head will explode.

I wish I could cosplay as Ushiro from the anime Bokurano.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, but then the anime Bokurano will never have existed.

And midnight classes are fine. It's 1:23 where I am.

I wish I could see in the dark.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted, (if only I didn't have DSPS) but I'll haunt you in my dreams.

I'm off now anyways. I wish someone else comments after me.

 

[Dango]

Granted, it's 42.

I wish I could brofist Zeus.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, you get electrocuted.

I wish I could meet Kratos and not be attacked..

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted, you meet him, he laughs at a joke you tell and leaves, then your dragged to the underworld and attacked by most of the Gods of Olympus while Kratos is off getting nasty in the sheets with Aphrodite

I wish I had the golden PSP from that one episode of South Park

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted but you live in the aussie equivalent of the Ghetto and the most thats paid for is only basic accomodations

I wish the war in afganistan would end with a sound victory for the US

 

[Dango]

Granted, but then we spend too long cheering and our soundly beaten in a war with North Korea.

I wish there was a word to describe a mix between tired and dehydrated.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

granted the word is tidrated.....but since this is corrupt a wish every time its used 200 third world kids die

I wish I had a cure for kidneyism

 

[TheDoctor455]

Granted! But the cure causes the zombie apocalypse.

I someone would corrupt this wish: I wish I had infinite money.