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Cpt_Oblivious

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I pick up the LITTER and search for a BIN. +1 GOOD
Wait! There was one in the CHINESE TAKEAWAY!
  • Inventory
    Phone
    Wallet - Student Card, Organ Donor Card, Cash Card
    Keys
    Pen
    Trampled Flowers
    Coins
    Tissues
    £12.00
    Iron Man 2 Ticket Stub
    Litter
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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I enter the CHINESE TAKEAWAY. There is a large counter with a COMPUTER on it and a CHINESE MAN behind it. He recognises me and greets me warmly. There are some CHAIRS by the window and a FISH TANK on a TABLE in one corner. There is a TV playing behind the CHINESE MAN. It's some music channel.
I put the LITTER in the BIN and LEAVE. +1 GOOD

I'm on the HIGH STREET, outside the CHINESE TAKEAWAY. There are a few cars around as well as SHOPS, the CHURCH, the SCHOOL and the PETROL STATION.
 

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I go to the SCHOOL. There's no one around. Which I would've expected really, being a Saturday. I hide in the BUSHES and wait.
 

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There is an empty PLAYGROUND to my left, but the GATE is locked. Across the road is a row of HOUSES. There are some people yelling in one. They're very loud, I wonder what's happening. To my right I can see the HIGH STREET.
 

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I run over the road to the YELLING HOUSE and attempt to hide in their GARDEN BUSHES. I can almost make out what they're saying.
 

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I sneak up to the WINDOW and attempt to listen in...
"...NOT ONLY ARE YOU FUCKING MARRIED SHE'S FIFTEEN. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!"
"I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AT THE TIME! I SAID I'M SORRY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!"
"WELL RIGHT NOW I'D QUITE HAPPILY KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!"
"WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT THEN?!"
"FINE"


I hear a gunshot and a dull thud.

"Shit, how am I going to - HEY! You! At the Window! I see you!"

She's coming out. Oh shit, she just killed a man! What do I do? FIGHT, FLEE or maybe I can try to NEGOTIATE with her...
 

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I'm frozen in fear, hopefully I can talk my way out of this. A WOMAN comes out, deadly silent.
"If you don't want to end up like him, get inside and help me."

I follow the WOMAN inside and into the tastefully decorated LIVING ROOM. There is a sofa by the WINDOW with a TABLE next to it. On the TABLE is a PISTOL. In front of the SOFA is her HUSBAND'S CORPSE, lying on the now bloodstained carpet. There is a TV opposite the SOFA.

"So how do I deal with this, and what do I do with you?" the WOMAN asks.

I'll have to think of some pretty decent suggestions to get out of this mess.
JOKE, BOAST, COERCE or ADMIRE[footnote]Just an idea to get you started, Get me to say whatever you feel like. We're an open-minded game, here.
Shapsters said:
Negotiate then seduce the crazy *****!
Shit.[/footnote]
 

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"Y'know, I don't know why he'd do that. I mean, if I were your husband I'd never leave you.." I offer in an appaling attempt to seduce this WOMAN in the hopes she'll forget about the wanting-to-murder-me thing.
"Not the best time to hit on me!" She snaps.
NEGOTIATION: ADMIRE failed. -1 CONFIDENCE

"Well, we'd better move the body before anything else." I offer.
"No shit, Sherlock. But where will we put him?"