Cracked thinks Nintendo's Lost It

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Skoldpadda

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Ugh, John Cheese. I've always found his preachy "I used to be a wino, now I'm just a whino"-articles some of the very worst on that website. Then I kinda liked his Diablo 3 thing. And then he pissed me off again with that "video game things we're just gonna have to get over". And now this shit. I mean, for every good point he raises, he misses about 3.

I mean, ffs, one day he gets his panties in a bunch, the next he says we just have to bend over, then he froths at the mouth again. I know he's a comedy writer (apparently) but even they need some kind of credibility. I don't know where this guy stands.

Anyway, I think he's just trollin' for page hits.

Concerning Nintendo's plans: we're just going to have to wait and see, I guess. Nintendo tends to have its launch titles go overboard with all the gimmicky stuff, but later titles usually have pretty normal control schemes. And as for the whol "automatic social" thing (dreadfully scary words), I'm sure you'll be able to turn that off. No one would be that stupid.
 

The White Hunter

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ReservoirAngel said:

thing. That might be an issue. Might.

But really, most of my dismissal of this article could just be that around E3 tends to be when I'm at my most Nintendo-fanboy-ish. So take my opinion for what it's worth.
Surely you could just avoid the penises if you didn't want them?
Nintendo could sell you some kind of penis-filter for 500 points or w/e and millions would buy it for some reason/endcrazyidea.

OT: Meh? Wii U could be good, I'll see in 3 years when it's cheapish and has a library worth noting.