Crush Each Other's Dreams

[ravensshade]

granted but now the capitalistic countries become dictatorships...

i wish i knew what other people thought

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted he now lives with you.

I wish i had cake

 

[ravensshade]

granted but it followed portals cake recipe

i wish i was ambigious

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted. You powers include overeating, getting terrible blisters whenever you try to walk, asthma and poor mental health. Have fun fighting crime!

 

[ECAaxel]

You forgot to put a wish

 

[therealsomeguy]

So did you

I wish people would wish for stuff

 

[fuckwit]

Granted, but they wish for bollocks that you can't put a witty remark on.

I wish I could put witty remarks on things.

 

[The Hairminator]

But that would turn you into that guy.

I wish I could play guitar better

 

[Crunchy English]

Granted but you can only play "Smoke on the Water" ever again.

I wish Fox News would get cancelled, shut-down, discontinued, etc.

 

[The Hairminator]

Granted bu- Wait.. That would be freaking awesome.

I wish my PC could max out crysis.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted, but it deletes everything else.
I wish I could remember to put a wish

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you always post really stupid wishes.

I wish I had a better Internet connection.

 

[COR 2000]

Granted, but it's unsecured and prone to infection.

I wish I had more time to visit here more often.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you're is forever consumed here.

I wish I knew if there was a ghost in my house.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

Granted. There is, and it wants your blood. Sleep well!
I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

 

[lodo_bear]

I have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...by stealing all of your presents and making out with your girlfriend on New Year's Eve!

I wish I could fly over the rainbow and land in Oz.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

You land in a desert with no way of telling where you are or how to get out.
I wish I won the lottery.