Crush Each Other's Dreams

[slipknot4]

Granted, but you'll just fail and paralyse yourself instead.

I don't have any dreams, all i want is a normal life without complications. [small]True story[/small]

 

[Lambi]

Granted but someday, you find yourself in a dark alley, naked.

I wish for quiet little siblings.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you live on a desert island. No one is around to like you.

I wish I could breathe underwater as well as on land.

 

[Lambi]

Granted, but you can't swim.

I wish I was an axe murderer.

 

[CosmicCommander]

Granted, but you end up in the electric chair...

I wish people will stop thinking I am an Anarchist.

 

[Captainguy42]

Granted, nothing happens.

I wish my gaming computer didn't have a virus.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, you now run Windows Me.

I wish I had a better singing voice.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you can't spell any other words.

I wish I had theme music.

 

[Captainguy42]

Granted the Nazi anthem.

I wish I had a personal narrator.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but it's Yahtzee, and he criticizes your every move.

I wish my cat was a kitten again.

 

[Captainguy42]

Granted but it continues to rapidly de-age into an embryo.

I wish my homework would disappear.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but your teacher gives you new and more homework.

I wish I was a computer program.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but you get a virus the minute you start.

I wish I was I could breath under water.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, but you can't see underwater now.

I wish I could hear other's thoughts.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, and the voices in your head drive you insane.

I wish I could run for six kilometres without a break.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, but if you stop running your legs will fall off.

I wish that it rained lemonade.