Crush Each Other's Dreams

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you say it ten minutes later.

I wish Team Fortress 2 could be made into a lasertag-style RL game.

 

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[Vrex360]

Granted, but then we all turn into Scrooge.

I wish there was a little bit more to life.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted you just die quicker.

I wish i had more beer.

 

[Randoms]

granted but u have quit alcohol and if you drink bad things happen

I wish i had some chicken

 

[drisky]

Granted but you choke on it and die.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but then the world gets taken over by an army of penguins.

I wish I was a movie star

 

[Randoms]

granted but its Porn star with Ron Jeremy

I wish i was a farmer

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but then there's a FAMINE.

I wish I was an untalented, unattractive, unintelligent, repulsive, filthy lowly loser with no ambition or reason for existance.
[sub]With a wish this bad something good has to come out of it[/sub]

 

[TheSentinel]

Granted, but since you have no reason for existing, you commit suicide.
[small]Grim, I know. But, this is corrupt a wish![/small]

I wish for a copy of Action Comics #1.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but you lose all other worldly possessions.

I wish I could return to my home planet, this one is starting to confuse me.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but they then shake hands and have a bro hug, ruining any would be bloodshed

I wish my planet had less headcrabs.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but Xenomorphs (sp?) soon take over afterwards.

I wish I could dance.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but you can't walk.

I wish I was a famous author.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but your books suck.

I wish people would talk to me.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it's verbal abuse.

I wish once again that I was in a relationship with a human chick, remembering that I myself am of the Sangheili race so it's a romance of two worlds.
[sub]I just saw Avatar so right now all I can think about is interplantetary romance[/sub]

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but because of this love both worlds disapprove and wage war with each other.

I wish I was in a good band.

 

[Randoms]

Granted, but they all sue you cause you suck at music.

I wish there was no war

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