Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Lambi]

Granted. He fucks off to your house.

I wish I could revive Freddie Mercury.
[sup][sup]This one is sort of real. I would've at least wanted to go to one of Queen's concerts. I don't mean to offend any Queen fans out there, seeing as I'm one of them.[/sup][/sup]

 

[G-Virus]

He's revived! However, his voice sucks from being DEAD for so long, and being a zombie, he covers Thriller...

 

[Lambi]

Granted but you forget the rules instead.

I wish I was James Bond.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted a villain finally kills u

I wish i was an astronaught.

 

[Lambi]

Granted. Your air supply is empty as soon as you get into space.

I wish I had a zombie army.

 

[Simalacrum]

Granted - just because you own it doesn't mean it'll listen to what you'll say, and, considering its your army, I'm guessing it'll be closest to you... nom nom nom.

I wish people weren't arseholes or gits or whatever

 

[Randoms]

granted, theres no assholes or gits because all humanity's dead

I wish I was happy

 

[Ringatoa]

granted, but happiness is now a crime punishable by death

I wish I had the gift of immortality

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, however you never stop aging until eventually when you hit a thousand years old and are a crumbling vegetable you still cannot die.

I wish I had a pet T-rex called Gavin who plays the Jazz guitar.

 

[Randoms]

granted but you fall to the bottom of the sea unable to move

I wish i had a pet snake who doesn't kill me

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, it kills itself.

I wish I had actually gotten a reply to my wish about Gavin the Jazz guitar playing T-rex and didn't have to resort to a passive aggressive second post.

 

[drisky]

Granted but the response was a really boring one.

I wish not to be hit.

 

[Birras]

Granted, you are placed in a zero gravity environment...without any oxygen. But no one is there to hit you. But you still die of asphyxiation.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

 

[drisky]

Granted but you ruin the game for everyone else, and thats not cool.

I wish I had the nerve.

 

[War Penguin]

Granted but I'm getting on it.

I wish I was a funny comedian.

 

[Birras]

Granted. But you're a prop comic, so you still suck.

I wish for a plain white T-shirt.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but you die of STDs.
[sub]Man that was a nasty variation of ninja'd, that was seriously meant for war penguin[/sub]

Granted but you get tomato sauce on it and the stain never comes out.

I wish I was the lone survivor of a zombie outbreak who saves the world from the horde.

 

[Birras]

Granted, but because you are the lone survivor, not only does humanity die out completley, but no one gets to see you awesomely destroy the horde, and you die a lonely, lonely virgin. I think that's proportionate revenge for my T-shirt

I wish to know the final digit of pi.

 

[drisky]

Granted but what world is their to save if you are the the lone survivor, you kill your self from loneliness.

Granted, but you have to go back to math class to learn about imaginary numbers and every one laughs at you for saying that the last number in pi is 4.

I wish I had a hat that fit me well.