Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is a short bus, and the hookers are guys.

I wish I wasn't a jerk.

 

[Mr.logic]

granted but you become a douche instead(literally)

i wish i was hanging out with the watchmen (lol)

 

[Vrex360]

Granted,Rorschach breaks your kneecaps.

I wish I had a harem filled with beautiful women.

 

[Broken Orange]

Ninja'd

 

[Mr.logic]

granted but all of them have poisons areas between there legs and they are trying too destroy all videogames

i wish that big ben in london was called big daddy

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but Londoners kill you out of revenge.

I wish for a good cake that isn't a lie.

 

[Broken Orange]

Detnarg, but you die a fiery death before you get escorted by the party escort member.

I wish that I was strong.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but you lose both your arms in a horrible accident.

I wish for eternal youth.

 

[Ze_Sapper]

Granted, but it can only hold so much water, food, and oxygen.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it's only into a piece of cheese and you can never change back again.

I wish for the power to manipulate time.

 

[Ze_Sapper]

Granted, but you get trapped in a time flux and have to perpetually relive your own birth.

I wish I was no longer a piece of cheese.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, you are now a mouse trap.

I wish I had the power of many powers.

 

[Ze_Sapper]

Granted, enjoy doing endless math equations.

I wish I had some juice.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, you get a glass of onion juice.

I wish I owned a tank.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but I'm piloting it.... human.

I wish I had a Super Scarab.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Granted, but it has no propulsion and no weaponry.

I wish I was a Space Marine.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, you are stranded in space with no communications.

I wish that the person who post after me dies.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but I return more powerful than you could imagine.

I wish that a Halo movie gets made and it is so astoundingly amazingly breathtakingly awesome that all the naysayers of the past either sobbingly beg for forgiveness or retreat back into their dark holes for the rest of eternity and that in the dawn on this new age of greatness the human race is lead to the promised land.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but all of the elites die.

I wish for a good book.