Dante's Inferno: Demonic Nudity

[Disaster Button]

We all know this will be the hardest no pun, even for puns that would be bad boss to beat because we're all going to be laughing too much at the hilarity as he tries to cock slap us to death.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you sure know how to market a thread name huh?

I'll buy the game anyways (or is it more now) nah I'll buy it, hell devils hopefully some good music in it

Caught your gaze did it? I do try!

we need more people like you here

 

[Skuffyshootster]

HAWWWTTT!!!!

It's all obviously done for publicity, and if the developers say otherwise they're blatantly lying.

 

[Cherry Cola]

OMG CONTROVERSIAL! RUN!

Really, I don't care what they add. As long as it's not immature within context they can do whatever they want.

Hasn't it been established by now that, regardless of context, everything surrounding the entire game, from the marketing to the in-game content itself, is completely, totally, and utterly immature? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No it hasn't, because we haven't seen it in context yet.

 

[Booze Zombie]

It makes sense that there would be sex in Hell, that's just one of those things.

What's the big deal?

 

[UnlimitedCreativity]

I cant wait to be at Gamespot listening to all the five yearold kids going "Moommy I want Call of Duty, I want Grand Theft Auto, I want Dante's Inferno" and I will sit back and kill my self laughing

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I could tell from the various trailers that there would be some grotesque bewbs.

Anyway, from playing the demo the game is absolute ass on shit so I don't have to worry about buying it.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Ok, did I read right? Does the penis spew fire? Is this a poetic representation of clamidia?

Chlamydia! HOW WILL YOU RECOGNIZE THE ENEMY IF YOU KNOW NOT ITS SPELLING.

I actually wrote it in spanish, so its written correctly.

Before you try to refute my post, I live in Puerto Rico, im pre med with around a year and a half left till med school. And im an OR Tech, so im in a hospital enviroment pretty much everyday.

 

[zamble]

This is more realisitc, and to be honest I think theyre just trying to get publicity, the right ammount of publicity MW2 got.

I second that, but I'm not sure that will be good for sales. Demons + sex = antichirstic-porn for many conunties, and that means BAN.

 

[CrayKing]

At least the press can't speak out on the game being sexist, It's just exhibionistic(is it even a word?)

It serves as a small plus for me, in the sense that it won't just be an extremely stupid gorified, boobified version of the poem, but just a mature version

 

[Hazy]

So long as they don't stop the game and create a menu pop-up with an arrow detailing the symmetrical nature of said body parts, I see no problem with it.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I really hope to Christ that it doesn't have spikes.

 

[Spitfire175]

OK I get the whole lust thing but why a Giant Penis Monster? Think about it the majority of gamers are male and won't want to see of fight a Giant Penis Monster. On a side note, why the hell is Lust considered a Sin anyway isn't it natural for a species to want to reproduce off-topic I know but just an observation.

Observation- correct.

However take into consideration "the Divine Comedy" was written in the middle ages, in a catholic world. The concept of "sin" and "immoral" in a religious and mundane sense are vastly different from ours.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Sounds hilarious if you ask me.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

I look forward to seeing the durr hurr herp derp reactions on American cable news.

 

[scnj]

Big Floppy Demon Dick would have been my choice for thread title.

 

[anthony87]

You're in Hell, the Lust circle of Hell to be specific. So yeah they're doing the right thing since the proper context is there. Hell have you guys seen Cerberus yet?

Spoiler

Heads resemble penis much?

 

[KazNecro]

I doubt the nudity will be as big an OMG factor as the ESRB claims. On the Dante's Inferno Website, the developers claim they wanted to focus the Lust level on the torment the condemned souls have to go through more than gratuitous nudity. Filling the second circle with a bunch of dick devils would be cheesy and I don't think the the developers want to give us cheesy.

 

[RanD00M]

Awesome.


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