Dear Escapists,

[TheMedicated]

In class, all quiet like.. Take out your penis and hold it in your hand. Then say psssst... and smile...

Almost made the soda come out my nose!

 

[Julianking93]

Just go for it man.

If she turns out to just be overly friendly, it will be kinda awkward later on but you guys will get over it.

If she [i/]is[/i] flirting with you and you wait... well, I don't really want to go into that scenario seeing as its happened to me before, but just trust me and go for it.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

Honestly this stuff isn't hard. You ask her if she wants to see a movie or hang out or something similar and then you see how it goes. The only difficult part is working up the courage to actually ask and the worst she can do is say no (or kill you but that rarely happens). Even my 17 year old brother knows what to do.

 

[Aschenkatza]

chloroform snip

/high five

Yeah, sorry that was a joke, should have qualified that...

Hey, chicks love jokes, try opening with that!!!

Second'd.
Tell her a joke, A GOOD JOKE, and make her laugh. Talk to her a bit, get more comfortable, so when you finally go to ask her to spend time with you, she'll be more likely to say yes, as she just had a great convo with you.

 

[LockHeart]

What everyone else has said really, just ask her if she wants to hang out and see how it goes.

But seriously, never ask teh internets for relationship advice...

 

[Lynx]

Edit: "there is this girl in my class" that sounds like how all puppy love and heartbreaks start out. Its kinda of a cleashe(probably spelt wrong) i think.

Sometimes there's nothing wrong with clichées.

 

[chronobreak]

I would focus on your studies and self-betterment before going anywhere with this. Get everything in your life in order- finish school, get a great job, nice place to live, then worry about it. Maybe not the advice you want to hear, but that is what I would do if I could go back ten years.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

please post what happened's I must know .

I never got the balls to ask a girl I liked out so don’t do my mistake or you will regret it …..

dude totally ageed ive spent 3 years in love not having the guts to ask her out

 

[Jurassic Rob]

Ask her out in a neutral way, so if she says she only wants to be friends, then you can say that was your intention. That way you can know her feelings and won't look like an idiot if she doesn't want you!

 

[DuplicateValue]

If you are indeed 'the quiet loner', then she won't be expecting you to make the first move.
Let her do it.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Here's what you do. Ask her out, and if she says yes, take her on a picnic in a secluded place. Reach into the basket or whatever and pull out a rag. Say "That's weird. Hey, smell this. Does that smell like chloroform to you?" When she's unconscious I guess you can have your way with her, but that's not what this is about. Tha main thing is to put her in your trunk and drive to your least favorite teacher's house. Break into his basement, but make it look like you broke out. Anyway, you should have bought shackles before hand. Chain her something, strip her naked, and bruise her up. Make sure you are bruised and bloody, too. Put broken shackles on yourself(you should have bought those, too). Get out of the basement the way you came in, but make it look even more like you broke out. Run to the nearest group of people and scream "Help! I just escaped from a psychopath! He has my girlfriend in his basement! Help, call the police!" The police will show up, there will be irrefutable evidence, your dickish teacher will be removed, and the girl will view you as a hero and love you, if she doesn't remember the chloroform, that is.

Awww, I thought I was the only one.

 

[The Kangaroo]

if she doesn't remember the chloroform, that is.

Yeah slip her some rufelyn and she'll be none the wiser, in fact it'll be more evidence against that dick teacher

 

[The Kangaroo]

Oh Christ, not another one of these threads -_- i have yet to read any comment what-so-ever, but let me try doing the exact opposite of what everyone else is saying.

"Don't be yourself, and ignore her entirely" - believe it or not, that will probably work better, because no girl wants a guy that does everything they want them to.

And right after your done ignoring the girl you like you can buy billy Mayes's new shamwow with the money you would save from not taking her on dates.

ShamWow is the other guy, Billy Mays' sells Zorbees =D

I thought he sold Kapow?

 

[The Kangaroo]

oh to be young and in love again...oh wait.

Number 2 worst thing to say to your wife

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Well there are 3 possible answers to her behavior.

1) She is just being friendly. In which case my friend you are stuck in the Friend zone. There is no escape.

2) She actually does like you. Make subtle signs and see if she responds.

or 3 and I hope it ain't this one.

3) She's a *****! From your description it dosen't sound like that but I don't know the girl so.....ya. The same thing happened to me a couple years back. This girl was leading me on but so was extremly dimbwitted she couldn't tell when I was being Sarcastic. She finnally stopped being a tease when I decided to be blunt in front of the whole class.

Science Teacher:Basically if they left coal there for a million years it would become diamonds.

*****:Well that's dumb I would've wanted my Grandkids to have diamonds.

Me: Your Grandkids would be dead.

*****:Fine my Great great great grandkids.

Me:....I don't think any family has inbreeded that far down family tree.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Me:....I don't think any family has inbreeded that far down family tree.

Nice virtual hi 5!!

 

[Davey Woo]

In class, all quiet like.. Take out your penis and hold it in your hand. Then say psssst... and smile...

Failing that, unzip your fly, pull your ballsack out, and say "Knock knock" when she says "Who's there?" say "Balls"

 

[MikeOfThunder]

Ask her out, make sure to state that it's nothing, just hanging out, then see where it goes from there.

Agreed, when you finally leave there is the moment were you two either hug as friends or kiss and you know there is probably something there. Of course that moment is hard to comprehend because your guessing what she wants. Don't force it to much after the fact and don't get angry if she turns you down.

Seconded. Keep it simple, keep it sweet.

 

[Eternal_24]

Whatever you do, do not tell her that you love her. Girls hate that for some reason.

i say go for it. you can't be as thick as my brother is anyway;

girl: none of my friends want to go to this movie with me
my brother:so.*my brother walks out.*
20 minutes later.
my brotheroooohh, that's what she meant. fuck.

Hahaha.