Dear Escapists,

[teisjm]

Ask her out

Build a time machine, ask her out.
If she says yes, Huzah there you go, good for you.
If she says no, dress up like a cyborg, go back in time, till right before you ask her out, and tell your former self: Dude! don't do it, she's really a dude! And your former self will not ask her out, unless ofc you're fine with her beeing a dude, in which case you'll need another scare-off line to tell your former self.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Ask her out

Build a time machine, ask her out.
If she says yes Huzah ther eyou go, good for you.
if she says no, dress up like a cyborg, go back in time, till right before you ask her out, and tell your former self: Dude! don't do it, she's really a dude!

But then you'd never go back to correct your mistake

 

[teisjm]

Ask her out

Build a time machine, ask her out.
If she says yes Huzah ther eyou go, good for you.
if she says no, dress up like a cyborg, go back in time, till right before you ask her out, and tell your former self: Dude! don't do it, she's really a dude!

But then you'd never go back to correct your mistake

On the internet broken logic > logic

 

[clicketycrack]

What the fuck is with all of these threads about woman advice? Anyway, ask her if she wants to go to the movies or some shit. If she says no, there's very little lost.

 

[Dale Cooper]

1st of all you are not in love, you don't know her properly.

2nd of all, the 1st thing doesn't matter, if you like her damn well tell her, what's the worst that can happen?

3rd, is the worst bad? Will you get over it in a few years? Of course you will, would you rather of not never known? Of course not.

SAY SOMETHING.

 

[The Shade]

Ask her out

Build a time machine, ask her out.
If she says yes, Huzah there you go, good for you.
If she says no, dress up like a cyborg, go back in time, till right before you ask her out, and tell your former self: Dude! don't do it, she's really a dude! And your former self will not ask her out, unless ofc you're fine with her beeing a dude, in which case you'll need another scare-off line to tell your former self.

Or dress up as Darth Vader, claim to be from planet Vulcan, and tell your past self how to ask her out properly this time - and threaten your past self with disintegration for not obeying.

 

[Kurokami]

I suggest you post your problem on a forum and wait for further instructions, xD

 

[mikecoulter]

I'd ask her out. But, calmly... In a smooth manner that wouldn't make it awkward if things didn't go well.

 

[UtopiaV1]

Momma always told me, never take advice from a man called 'Catchphrase'...

 

[Mr_spamamam]

ask her out, but casually. remember this one live is all you get, make the most of it, and regret nothing

 

[Emeli]

Man, I remember that guy in high school. His name was Cameron and he had the bluest eyes and the biggest smile. Ah nostalgia. Turns out he was just friendly.

My recommendation: invite her out to do something with a group of friends to test the water. If she turns you down for that one she's not going to go for 1-on-1, and it lessens the high school grade humiliation of rejection.

 

[morrie man]

To be frankly honest mate you should just tell her how you feel but not straight away, take your time talk a bit more to her, girls prefer people who are honest and tell them things. Get into a conversation tell her things that no one else knows talk about eachother ask questions about her get to know her more, Take her out to places, then once you in a good position you ask her how she feels about boys or something on that topic see what she says, If she says something about you like " I trust you " " I have never been this honest " yano, Then its deffinate, that then you should ask her out and tell here exactlly how you feel. I really want to see what you did and how it turned out.

 

[Galletea]

Go for coffee together and try and gauge her reactions to you. Then go from there, if you talk a lot then you should be able to tell if she's a little uncomfortable by your affections.

 

[Fudgo]

So many love help threads lately, I think we should open a counselling service.

Seriously though, just wait till the time is right and then confess. I waited till the last day of the school year to confess to the girl I like (because I couldn't work up the confidence beforehand), and she took it really well, and I got a free hug out of it.

 

[daxter101]

ask her out, and if she rejects you, most people wont even remember it a month from when it happened

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

jus' ask her out. If she says yes, good. If she says no- you've lost nothing

 

[wordsmith]

Here's what you do. Ask her out, and if she says yes, take her on a picnic in a secluded place. Reach into the basket or whatever and pull out a rag. Say "That's weird. Hey, smell this. Does that smell like chloroform to you?" When she's unconscious I guess you can have your way with her, but that's not what this is about. Tha main thing is to put her in your trunk and drive to your least favorite teacher's house. Break into his basement, but make it look like you broke out. Anyway, you should have bought shackles before hand. Chain her something, strip her naked, and bruise her up. Make sure you are bruised and bloody, too. Put broken shackles on yourself(you should have bought those, too). Get out of the basement the way you came in, but make it look even more like you broke out. Run to the nearest group of people and scream "Help! I just escaped from a psychopath! He has my girlfriend in his basement! Help, call the police!" The police will show up, there will be irrefutable evidence, your dickish teacher will be removed, and the girl will view you as a hero and love you, if she doesn't remember the chloroform, that is.

... Wow.

Do this immediately

 

[ThreeWords]

Here's what you do. Ask her out, and if she says yes, take her on a picnic in a secluded place. Reach into the basket or whatever and pull out a rag. Say "That's weird. Hey, smell this. Does that smell like chloroform to you?" When she's unconscious I guess you can have your way with her, but that's not what this is about. Tha main thing is to put her in your trunk and drive to your least favorite teacher's house. Break into his basement, but make it look like you broke out. Anyway, you should have bought shackles before hand. Chain her something, strip her naked, and bruise her up. Make sure you are bruised and bloody, too. Put broken shackles on yourself(you should have bought those, too). Get out of the basement the way you came in, but make it look even more like you broke out. Run to the nearest group of people and scream "Help! I just escaped from a psychopath! He has my girlfriend in his basement! Help, call the police!" The police will show up, there will be irrefutable evidence, your dickish teacher will be removed, and the girl will view you as a hero and love you, if she doesn't remember the chloroform, that is.

... Wow.

Do this immediately

Yeah, that would be good.

However, my saner self feels that this is more in order:

Ask her out, make sure to state that it's nothing, just hanging out, then see where it goes from there.

This is the best advice so far.

Don't be dropping the L-bomb any time soon. Especially since you don't really seem to know her that well.

Ask her out some where fun and casual, and see what happens.

Either way, good luck

 

[TheMatt]

In class, all quiet like.. Take out your penis and hold it in your hand. Then say psssst... and smile...

Failing that, unzip your fly, pull your ballsack out, and say "Knock knock" when she says "Who's there?" say "Balls"

haha, not bad, not bad at all. The girlfriend is getting a surprise later today, that is for sure!