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Highlander - Anything after the first one is just stupid. It was a good movie, nice story that wrapped itself up prefectly the first time. Why keep piling crap unto it.

1. For those not knowing what this is I will give a brief summary. They are immortals, Fighting though the centures in somthing called the game, until only one remains and claims the mythical prize. They can only die by beheading. The hero is "Connor McCloud" a scottish immortal. Who in the end defeats the evil villian "the Kurgan" and wins the prize. being the only one left he is made mortal and given unlimited knowledge, it is thought the prize would be different depending on the desires of whoever had won it. (I wanted to make that quick but there is alot more too it)

2. "number 2" was just retarded, Long behold there all aliens and it's the year 2024. So now the alien general is coming to earth to kill him. So he is made immortal (again) and has to rejoin the game (again) in the end he kills the evil katana and wins the prize (again)

3. "number 3" was basicly just no 1 with different characters and ham fisted attemps to make it fit in. So it is set before number 2 with all of a sudden there where 3 immortals trapped in a cave in china who are now released and go to rejoin the game. Since there is only one left it is pretty obvious who they are going for. So he is made immortal (again) and has to go out and rejoin the game (again) and in the end he kills the evil Kane and wins the prize (again)

4. "the series" just went on ahead and ignores everything in the movies all together. Changing the character ( it's now duncan McCloud, Conners family decendent) and just completly kicking logic in the balls. But I will give this a narrow pass because it was a least entertaining, But does not fit any of the original canon and I just like to think of it like an alterative reality to the films.

5. "Endgame" tries to bring the series and movies together. To it's credit it tries but it was doomed from the beginning. Trying to patch this convoluted mess together. Plus it kills the star of the films in order to make the star of the series the hero. ( the wimpy little ***** Duncan kills the much more badass Conner and skilled conner because given up on life for some reason or another )But they do it in the year 2000. But Conner was the star of number 2 which was set in 2024. how can he die 24 years before before he takes part in number 2?

6. "the Source" It just plain sucked. It has no redeeming features and has abandoned pretty much everything both the movies and series where about and went off in a whole other retarded direction. The game is now about peace for some reason and the only way to win is to give up.


There was talk of this getting rebooted and by god does it need it. The whole canon is a mess and needs sorted out. This is not even sking in the cartoon series and the anime films. which interduce even more McClouds to the whole thing.
There can be only one indeed.

OT :Any Halo game after Combat Evolved, seriously the story in the original Halo while not the best in the industry it at least kept you interesting until the end and it used the elements of mystery and novelty cleverly,then Halo 2 came and changed everything and made it into a generic military/war story only it's in space and became the archetype for all the Halo games that came after it, now I play Halo for multiplayer mostly because the story has long lost it's interest.
 

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I do this quite a bit. Midichlorians? Naahhh, my mind tosses that idea right out. I think my ease at doing this is why I still love the Star Wars prequels.

If they make a Mass Effect movie based on Shepard, I will deny its existence.
 

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You know what franchise I miss, Final Fantasy.
I'm surprised they only made 1 for the PS2, and haven't made any for the PS3 yet.#

Also, Banjo-Kazooie Nuts 'n' Bolts.
I don't even need to play it, BK shouldn't have you driving cars, it should be talon-trotting, jiggy-finding, egg-shooting, world-entering, bad-rhyming, random-grunting, Stop-n-swopping fun! Now, Rare, where's my Banjo-Threeie!?
 

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RabbidKuriboh said:
ffx2 did NOT HAPPEN

neither did other M

both games turned their originally strong female casts into over-sexualised 2d cutouts with the mental capacity of 6 year olds
FFX2? What FFX2 - Are you even implying them made a sequel? and let me guess, they turned her into a pop singer as well... jeez, what an imagination you've got.

The third series of Torchwood never happened. They never made stupid out of character decisions, nor did they decide it would be awesome to kill my favourite character.

I'm pretty sure FFVII: Crisis Core doesn't count either. Whoever decided it was a good idea needs their head put in a blender (ehem) I mean, examined.
 

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I Max95 said:
Dexiro said:
I Max95 said:
have you ever declared something Non-canon
a series that create a particularly bad sequal that you simply forgot about and pretended the series was already over

im doing this right now the the Ratchet and Clank series who after a stunning and amazing conclusion, are bringing it back as a coop beatem up

im sorry insomiac but your not sucking me into this one
i will go ahead and pretend this one doesnt exist
I say it's Sony's doing. Do you really thing Insomniac would make a tacky looking Move compatible game entirely of their own accord?
are you speaking of that horrible looking Crossover their making (because i also declared the Non Canon for RaC, Jak and daxter, and Sly Cooper)
or is ALL 4 ONE really going to be move compatable
no playstation move heroes is a ps3 cross over game from RaC jak, sly and the rest, all4one is a ratchet and clank game where you play as ratchet clank nefarious and quarck
 

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Why do people keep talking about this time in Heroes when everyone was a dick and there was an eclipse or some shit? Nathan got shot at the end of Volume 2 then went mental and locked all the supers up in Volume 4 and the writers botched their numbers. Fools.
 

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You know, I'm kinda disappointed that Heroes only had one season, but at least they ended it quite nicely.
The paramedics put the black cover over Sylar's body signaling his death and Hiro wound up teleporting himself back to his father's company in Japan. It's a bit of a downer that Peter and Nathan both had to die to save New York, but that was nicely alleviated by the ending briefly showing that Matt was going to be okay.

Or rather, that's what I'd like to believe happened.
 

I Max95

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Macrobstar said:
I Max95 said:
Dexiro said:
I Max95 said:
have you ever declared something Non-canon
a series that create a particularly bad sequal that you simply forgot about and pretended the series was already over

im doing this right now the the Ratchet and Clank series who after a stunning and amazing conclusion, are bringing it back as a coop beatem up

im sorry insomiac but your not sucking me into this one
i will go ahead and pretend this one doesnt exist
I say it's Sony's doing. Do you really thing Insomniac would make a tacky looking Move compatible game entirely of their own accord?
are you speaking of that horrible looking Crossover their making (because i also declared the Non Canon for RaC, Jak and daxter, and Sly Cooper)
or is ALL 4 ONE really going to be move compatable
no playstation move heroes is a ps3 cross over game from RaC jak, sly and the rest, all4one is a ratchet and clank game where you play as ratchet clank nefarious and quarck
yeah i know
they both look horrible
ALL 4 ONE comepletely misses the point of a ratchet and clank game
and move heroes just looks like a cash-in
 

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The last chapter of the final Harry Potter book. Any Pokemon after Red/Blue/Yellow. The Full Metal Alchemist movie. All sonic games apart from 1,2, Sonic Chaos, 3, S&K and 4.
 

Macrobstar

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I Max95 said:
Macrobstar said:
I Max95 said:
Dexiro said:
I Max95 said:
have you ever declared something Non-canon
a series that create a particularly bad sequal that you simply forgot about and pretended the series was already over

im doing this right now the the Ratchet and Clank series who after a stunning and amazing conclusion, are bringing it back as a coop beatem up

im sorry insomiac but your not sucking me into this one
i will go ahead and pretend this one doesnt exist
I say it's Sony's doing. Do you really thing Insomniac would make a tacky looking Move compatible game entirely of their own accord?
are you speaking of that horrible looking Crossover their making (because i also declared the Non Canon for RaC, Jak and daxter, and Sly Cooper)
or is ALL 4 ONE really going to be move compatable
no playstation move heroes is a ps3 cross over game from RaC jak, sly and the rest, all4one is a ratchet and clank game where you play as ratchet clank nefarious and quarck
yeah i know
they both look horrible
ALL 4 ONE comepletely misses the point of a ratchet and clank game
and move heroes just looks like a cash-in
i really do miss the good R&C games
 

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Silent Hill: Homecoming isn't a Silent Hill game, just a standalone game liscensed by Konami and published by some strange developer, just with the same musician and a crossover character from Silent Hill 2.
 

zidine100

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there is no Tsukihime anime.

there is only one highlander.

i could come up with a larger list, but i cant be bothered right now.
 

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Yosato said:
I can forgive the prequels, but The Clone Wars is my eyes is definitely non-canon.
Are you talking about the CGI animated movie, or the Samurai Jack cartoon mini-series? Because the latter kicked ass IMO. I've also heard that there are fan-edits of the prequel movies that make them less painfully offensive (no Jar-Jar or Midichlorians) like what they did to Highlander II to get rid of all that Alien bullshit.