I used to be depressed, but then I found the awesome power of Death.
You should try Death! Its the solution for everything!
Sad? Death! Angry? Death! Happy? Death!
It also applies to real life issues!
Lost a job? Death! Can't pay the bills? Death! Can't afford the cute puppies on the alley but you could if you ran home but their being taken to the pound in 10 minutes and you can't make it in time? Death!
Call 555-343-DEAD, NOW!
Death is not responsible for the following symptoms or occurrences:
Death
You should try Death! Its the solution for everything!
Sad? Death! Angry? Death! Happy? Death!
It also applies to real life issues!
Lost a job? Death! Can't pay the bills? Death! Can't afford the cute puppies on the alley but you could if you ran home but their being taken to the pound in 10 minutes and you can't make it in time? Death!
Call 555-343-DEAD, NOW!
Death is not responsible for the following symptoms or occurrences:
Death