Disney buys out Marvel

[arcstone]

Are.... are you fucking serious?!? I hate everything....

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*calls number Agent 47*

Fixed, if you're going to hire a hitman, at least get his name right.

I'd call that knowing too much.

Wouldn't want to be in your shoes now.

 

[The_Echo]

WINNIE THE POOH VS THE PUNISHER?!?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I'd actually check that one out.

Though, I must wonder why Disney of all companies would buy Marvel...

 

[A big red rooster]

Now I'm no comic book afficionado, but this bites ass.

 

[Saylek]

what no more Good marvel!!?? crappy happy marvel instead?!!??? OMGGTFOSTFUBBQ WE MUST INFORM BATMAN AND DC COMICS TO THE BATMOBILE ROBIN! AWAYYY!

 

[IxionIndustries]

Hubba... Joobah.. A-Whuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaat?!?!?!??!?!??!

WTF! Nooooooooo!
Brace yourselves children, this is gonna be a bumpy ride..
Be on the look out for Captain Montana and the Nazi Popstars..

 

[Romicron]

Disney also owns Touchstone, Hollywood Picturse, and Miramax, so it might not be the end of all things M rated for Marvel. Hopefully they'll just use it as an outlet for that kind of stuff.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Meh...never liked Marvel...but can't wait to see The Amazing Hannah Montana.

With the amazing ability to annoy criminals to death with awful music and a cheesy TV show!

 

[Sewer Rat]

Ugh... I can see it now... Next Spiderman issue: 2 pages of actual comics and 18 pages of Disney Channel ads... So long Marvel.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

.....FUCK, disney has to own evrything don't they.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

 

[Captain Blackout]

Can't....get.....palm....away.....from.....face!
Unfettered capitalism wins again. Walt is digging his grave deeper to escape, and making extra room for Stan.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Great. Marvel has effectively castrated itself.
DC will dominate from now on.
Why, Marvel, why?

 

[Captain Blackout]

One other massively salient point to all of you saying "chill out it might be fine." No one, damn near no one AT ALL trusts Marvel and Disney to do their jobs right. Why should they? Marvel has ret-conned so much that the characters are parodies of themselves anymore, and Disney, well, Cinderella 2 says it all.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

NOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!! And not the good kind why must everything good be ruined first Cartoon Network(although I am too old to be watching now but still) and now this I think we need to do the only thing we gamers can do to retaliate in these circumstances and start a petition!!!

 

[oppp7]

Well, it'll be funny watching all the Marvel fanboys crying over then new Lion King/Spiderman crossovers. Or how about Superman and Aladin? Hopefully they won't have some stupid moral speech in Spiderman 4...

 

[jboking]

This just in, Kingdom Hearts 3: New support characters, Wolverine and deadpool, are to be added before release each with their own independent worlds. I may just say screw sora, I'm using deadpool.

Seriously though, I doubt this is going to have a huge effect on marvel comics. It just changes who sits at the top and does nothing. So long as they don't censor any comics that are released I'm good.

 

[JakBandit2208]

This is seriously fucked up

 

[Nouw]

Spider Man 4 villian is....

*Fanboys and girls scream

It is the one and only.... Mickey mouse