Do you fake being sick to get out of School?

[AWC Viper]

i just didn't go because my dad was on tour and my sis looked after me, she did her thing i did mine.

 

[AWC Viper]

Faked as in pretended? Once I downed six litres of Pepsi to make myself sick so I could duck out of a test...

holy crap! 6 litres! 1/2 makes me sick.

you must have not wanted to take that test

 

[Dauntlessidiot]

I have a couple times, but mainly to relieve pressure on me as I used to get bullied immenseley.

 

[Looking For Alaska]

I was notorious and an expert at that shit in grades 1-8.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Not much, i've only done it a few times in my life. Like, 3.

 

[Simply Simon]

I have never faked being sick for staying home, in fact I have sometimes even gone to school with a mild fever.

 

[awesomebillfromdawsonville]

Shit back when I used to go to school, I never wanted to be there. So I usually just went somewhere else. I used to hang out at pool halls, tattoo parlors and comic book stores all fuckin day. Even got a job at the pool hall from being there so much. Yep school is for suckers. Making excuses to not go to a sucker-fest, well... I'll let you all decide.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Of course not.
If I want to get out, I just go home.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Sometimes, but only if I actually have some form of mild illness that I can exaggerate.

It doesn't do me any good though, I learned that the hard way today when I got my chemistry test back.

So I won't be doing that trick again...

 

[Jared]

When I was in school? Maybe once or twice a year. Although, for the exact reason, cant remember. All I know is I did lol

 

[Huupertti]

Sometimes I pretend but I don't feel bad about it, but can't do it afford to do it too much...

 

[A random person]

The closest I've ever come is maybe using a slightly less serious illness, I'm too honest (read: bad at lying) to actually fake being sick. Besides, my high school is psychotic about attendance, even with real illness.

 

[hardlymotivated]

I did when I was younger, now I'm in Sixth Form and I get to sign out of school without having to clear it with Matron first I put all sorts of wacky excuses: 'The cake is a lie', 'my fingernails are looking at me funny', 'need to go align my chakras' etc. Ms. Stieffel - the attendance officer - is awesome though, whenever I put down a stupid excuse she just marks it down as an excused absence. So basically if anyone ever checked the paper records instead of just relying on the digital ones they'd think I had been excused from school for ninja classes or because my aura needed cleansing.

I never got to skip school to align MY chakras...

grumble grumble grumble

 

[Zacharine]

Nope, never faked illness back in school days.

And now at the uni, there not much of a point as no-one cares if you the classes or not. Well, the language teachers care, because if we skip over 20% of lessons we get an instant FAIL for the course and have to retake it again next semester. But they are pretty much the exception.

 

[Chipperz]

I'm paying for my education and my tutor likes me. I just call him at six in the evening and say "Yeah, I just didn't turn up today. Sorry."

No faking for me

 

[Scikosomatic]

a bunch of my family friends are doctors, so...yeah lol

 

[Lieju]

I did it a lot in high school. I was bullied quite a bit.

Also, I usually skipped church, when we went to the service from the school.