The Eyeball Moose said:
What the fuck was that I don't even.
That entire episode was just plot fodder. They dropped Hitler ten minutes in and drove the plot around River, who was miserably failing to be sexy. When Hitler killed that miserable joke of a character, Mels, I got a reason to hail Hitler.
So much more could have been done with the judgement thingamabob robot. "YOU WILL EXPERICENCE A TINGLING SENSATION, AND THEN DEATH." I couldn't have loved that more. So much unused potential used as the smallest part of the engine that drives the plot along.
I could just go on and on about the ridiculous twists and the tortures of sitting through more of Amy's past, but I don't want to wake up with a storm of hate in my face. This was extremely disappoint and Moffat is losing me fast.
I would also like to through in my pennys worth if I may.
I totally agree with you on everything here, about what is wrong with Dr who. The story is so full of retroactive continuity it's not even funny. River song died a very somber death in the library episode back in tennant days. No fan fair, no 25 minute period of reflection, just a wam bam thanks for playing ending.
Fast foward to today and River song is suddenly epicenter of everything Dr who, it turns out she is the daughter of two previously unknown characters in the era of a not yet generated dr. When you manage to say ok, that could have been planned ahead, what do they do. Oh yeh well she can regenerate aswell. Well is she timelord then? No well you see, tardis and reproducing and solar flairs, shut up she can regenerate ok, just take what we give you and shut up. Ok but she didnt regenerate when she died in the library? yeh well you see um, ah look the dr is dieing, quick use all your regenerations in one go, you know use your extra lives. Oh and look that explains how she never died for you. But she won't have any connection to her parents if we suddenly just make that a plot point! No you see your wrong because, da da da we make her, wait for it, amy and rory's best friend from growing up. Ok great idea, but will the audience except these new additions. Because river song has never shown up in amy or rorys past, and we have done quite a lot of those episodes? Well thats why we have retroactive continuity, we can change or edit anything we like retrospectively and the audience will love it.
Also the River song mystery was good for a while, but when you stretch it out for like 4 series, it gets to be just boring. Just explain her pathetically over worked character and let it end already.
Please please please stop doing these "the Dr is going to die" episodes all the time. That was the whole build up to the end of the first series. It's the main plot point at the start of this one, and every now and then he likes to almost die during an episode. Yeh great if as an audience we could believe for one second he was going to die. The writers won't kill off the Dr from DR WHO, because they have no show. So its an empty threat. theres no drama when you know the outcome, your just waiting from the tedious moment when he gets out of it last minute, oh what a massive shock!
Rory has some potential as a character, because he is dipolamtic and has a sort of underdog charm. Amy is an awful awful character, no depth and truely horrible, with double standards all the way through.
One thing that did annoy me is when Amy said to Rory, "are you sure you can ride a motorbike".
EXCUSE ME AMY POND and writers trying to include a sense of world realism. You expect the audience to possibly question whether someone can ride a motorbike, but you expect us to believe that Amy is a weapons expert, with the stamina and skill needed to sword fight with pirates? Where was rory then saying, oi POND you can use swords and fight pirates, so don't question my driving ability!
Matt smith is a good Dr, but he has been given an awful set of episodes to work with, you don't know what kind of person he is, because most of these episode are not centered on him. Is he quirky, is he harsh. Wheres his moral compass at? I agree that he needs an alone episode like Tennant had now an then, where we get to learn about this dr and his true personality. It does feel like the Dr is the bus driver in Amy and Rory's TV show.