Does EVERYBODY on the Escapist Have a Fast Metabolism?

[SturmDolch]

I might... I don't eat too bad. But I don't exercise at all and I'm not fat.

 

[Mordwyl]

It doesn't come without consequences. I'm constantly hungry.

 

[Jaranja]

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Damn it, it's so tempting...

OK! FINE! The dress was so I wouldn't feel ashamed of my gay feelings *cries*.

So yeah... *imagines Julian doing yoga in small shorts*

Hey, stop that!

Don't ever be ashamed of your bi-curiosity.

If you want to imagine me doing yoga in shorts, by all means do it.

Just not in a dress. It's not proper yoga attire.

Well, I can't argue with that.

*unzips*

Woah, woah, woah. Hang on a minute!

 

[nofear220]

I never claimed to have a fast metabolism. I just eat constantly without moving much and still continue stay underweight, that's clearly magic!

QFT

I do this all the time

 

[stone0042]

Well I do, I eat like absolute shit and am still of muscular build. 6'4", 190 lbs. I'm happy with it

 

[Billion Backs]

Internet, anonymity, GEE I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD MEAN!?

I can guarantee you that the fattest people will claim to be the slimmest.

Good day, now I'm off to my golden palace to beat all the record-holding champions of every combat martial art, have sex with 1000 women, and all that. Oh and don't forget the Nobel Prize for being awesome! I'm so getting it tonight!

 

[MachoFern]

Mine must be kicking in, I'm still being the lazy scum I am gaming 12 hours a day and eating the same foods (not fast food, my dad cooks pretty much every day) and yet I appear to be losing weight

 

[viranimus]

Well given that your metabolism can change with various factors I would say the answer would be yes and no.

I know when I was on amphetamine for a year, it sent my metabolism into overdrive. I continued eating the same as I had before (perhaps just a little less, but not enough to make a difference) and I ended up dropping 95 lbs in that year.

Once I was off of it, I went into a massive slow down phase from that being one ***** of a moneky to get off your back, and my metabolisim slowed to match. I ended up eating even less food for fear of packing on weight, but I still ended up adding about 35lbs.

Now that I am in a more balanced diet and exercise rotation, my metabolism is still a little bit sluggish, but ive dropped another 20lbs. So, i guess what im saying is, everyone has that potential and will see its result at one time or another in their life.

 

[steampunk42]

i do!!!! cant speak for anyone else

 

[Kingshadow6]

Considering most people mistake me for the Stay puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters, no. FAT MAFIA REPRESENT! (Kudos to whoever gets the reference)

 

[me.vicky]

I live on bacon, Powerade and fun dip. I love my metabolism.

 

[newfoundsky]

I'm a lean, mean, Ginger machine. Thank God for that.

 

[Del-Toro]

Oh fuck no. I don't eat that badly yet I'm still overweight. It's the lack of activity I think.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Nope, I have a horrendous metabolism. I have to swim four hours a day in order to be in good shape and I eat much healthier than most people.

I find that quite admirable! I wish I had the time and resource to swim 4 hours a day...

 

[Mr. Google]

im a fatty but not an obesey

 

[Tinneh]

I personally don't really know about my metabolism, my diet is mainly Cheerios, milk, and diet Pepsi.

Mmmm... cheerios, milk, and diet Pepsi...
Wait, you did mean mixed together, right?

No, but you sir, have just given me a fantastic idea.

 

[Jake the Snake]

Maybe it has something to do with the fact I'm a teenager, but I eat frankly, embarrassingly large amounts of food. A lot. And I'm very skinny. Dunno why, but I'm not really complaining.