Does EVERYBODY on the Escapist Have a Fast Metabolism?

[CobraX]

I haven't gained any weight in the past 3 years. But I eat rondonkusly badly and never exercise. W00t!

 

[Dags90]

Eh.. Dyslexia, high metabolism, Jewish ancestors, and a black friend seem to be the recipe projected over the internet for 'interesting individual'.

I've junked mine up by going no carb, all carb, cake & pie, lifting weights, wannabe marathon runner, 18 hours of WoW, this and that. Being 29 now tho' I can notice if I take a good 3 days of eating pizza, drinking beer, and watching youtube clips all day I get jiggy with it against my will when I stand up.

You forgot a splash of autism and interest in anything from the "good old days, when people were respectful."

 

[steam_marc]

On religious days where I'm supposed to fast (i.e. Good Friday), I didn't so much fast as forgot to eat. Needless to say, I don't eat much and I don't eat often.

 

[DaMan1500]

No. I while back I decided that I'd rather be a fat bastard than expose myself to direct sunlight.

 

[shadow741]

Mines pretty meh.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I'm 5'10, and I weigh 165 pounds. I'm 14. I have a SLIGHT amount of belly fat. I dunno where my metabolism would be. Anyone know?

Oh goodie, my 300th post is about metabolisms. How classy.

 

[Gudrests]

I eat everything and anything i want to....and i wont gain weight....havnt in years..i just lose fat

 

[newfiegirl 110]

My metabolism is pretty much shot to all hell. I've been known to eat nothing but popsicles and water and still gain weight (I was sick at the time and that was all I could keep down). Believe me, if you have a fast metabolism, be thankful. Now that I'm in my 30s thinks are only gonna go downhill from here....or so they say.

 

[Wolfe-KuPo]

No we just go to underground street fighting tournaments all the time where people shot fireballs out of their hands... so we get alot of exercise

 

[AceDefective]

My metabolism is meh so im a little chubby because of all the damn cheese i eat like all day
im eating cheese right now some Richelieu with crackers

 

[CJ1145]

My metabolism's found this nice balance between fit and fatso, and no matter how much I coax it it doesn't want to give up that balance.

 

[Broken Orange]

Think about it, whenever a thread pops up concerning food/weight, etc., 80% of the posters will mention having a fast metabolism.

It must be true because it is on the internet.

People lie about what they don't like about themselves or over-exaggerate their "slim body weight".

 

[MachoFern]

My metabolism is meh so im a little chubby because of all the damn cheese i eat like all day
im eating cheese right now some Richelieu with crackers

Dang it now I want some cheese, but all we got in the fridge is slices of American and it's not worth the walk upstairs

 

[AceDefective]

My metabolism is meh so im a little chubby because of all the damn cheese i eat like all day
im eating cheese right now some Richelieu with crackers

Dang it now I want some cheese, but all we got in the fridge is slices of American and it's not worth the walk upstairs

Guess what MORE CHEESE! http://cheese.com/default.asp

 

[Nouw]

I think I do. My body weight is normal and I eat heaps so...

 

[Tinneh]

Think about it, whenever a thread pops up concerning food/weight, etc., 80% of the posters will mention having a fast metabolism.

It must be true because it is on the internet.

People lie about what they don't like about themselves or over-exaggerate their "slim body weight".

I suppose you're right. I just flat-out don't eat much though, it's hilariously bad for me!

(On the plus side, with all the Cheerios I've been eating, my cholesterol must be GODLIKE!)

 

[tthor]

Yup! i can eat 2 entire pizzas by my myself and not gain a pound. its actually kinda annoying sometimes, as i would like to gain a bit of weight (i'm kinda skinny)

 

[Cinnonym]

I think it might be important to note at this point that having a high metabolism does not equal fitness. Exercise could still really do you some good, you bony fuckers.

 

[SimuLord]

I'm 33 years old. "Fast Metabolism" is just a Fallout perk to me now.