I said:1. Tell me a bit about yourself. No more than a paragraph. Talk about whatever you think is relevant, be it interests, or height, favorite Mass Effect manufacturer, whatever.
I am known as Matthew, Maroo (With an emphasis on the "Ma") or the astounding douche. I like stuff. Lots of stuff; stuff with stuff and y'know stuff. Really though I am sallow skinned, about 5"10 and 18 years young- 19 in May. I am very thin, quite gaunt and have black circles under my eyes because of my inability to sleep properly. I also have an anxiety disorder and get quite paranoid about lots of things. I smoke alot and my ideology lies in and about Anarcho-communism. I enjoy reading books of the Sci-fi genre, and have recently gained a massive interest in the Beat movement of post-war America. I want to learn to write well so I can write a novel. I love obscure music but some well known bands as well. I will mention Mr Bungle, Tom Waits and Aphex Twin to give you an idea of what I enjoy musically. I am quite cynical at times but I try not to let it show in my posts on here. Because of this I enjoy satire and maniacal comedy. I think the globe is going down the shitter and I really like brown bread and ham. I aspire to become a philosopher but in order to do so, I need to drown the little men in my head called judgemental and conceited. I'm going to stop now. I am lovely though, if you give me a chance.
2. What's your favorite part of the Escapist? Forums, videos, contests, advertisements, articles? Is there anything you'd like to do, but you're too afraid/unsure of how to try?
I enjoy the Escapist because there are people here who don't judge me (at least I think) and who have similar interests. I am still a fledgling but I am beginning to feel more a part of the community with each passing day. I frequent the off-topic sections and amble by User Reviews and R&P every now and then. If I am feeling frisky I head over to gaming discussion or create a thread. I recently made it my mission to attempt to make discussion my top priority when making a thread. I stray every now and then if I am not in the mood though. As for videos I really like LRR, Moviebob and (most of the time) ZP. I only just discovered Stolen Pixels and I think it's great. I think I am ok in regards trying anything new etc. I really am glad to have come across this site and the forums though. Some of the people here are top-notch. I mean it.
3. If you could describe your life in music, how would you do it and why?
Like this. It begins with the note A, then goes to G and onwards into the icy blanket of the void known as C minor. Yeah I am an amateur musician, leave me alone. I try to play the bass but I don't have the patience, at least not with my current lifestyle.
I thought of this and had to edit it in.
4. Are you right or left-handed?
Primarily right but I do things with my left a lot of the time. For example I eat with the fork in my right hand and the knife in my left.
5. How are you feeling right now? (Don't knock it, it's a really important question. Feel free to go on at length.)
I am feeling strangely focused. I just played a marathon of matches in Street Fighter IV because I finally managed to get the basics down and now I am all pumped up and concentrated. I am essentially procrastinating and putting off going to bed because that means I have school to go too. I despise school. Not because of it in itself but because I have anxiety and sleeping problems. When I wake up tomorrow I know it's going to be another fucking day of feeling weird and pathetic topped off nicely with morning migraines. Yeah that kind of sums it up. At least I only have a few months left of that bullshit, so I can get into university and never ever look back. Ever.
6. Do you have a religious belief, and without going into too much argumentative detail, is it important to you?
I am atheist, but I don't agree with being categorised by a loose and arbitrary term. I don't believe in gods, but I do believe in enlightenment. I don't know if there is some force at work, but when I look at it in a certain mood or in a logical manner it makes absolutely no sense that there would be. We are alone, at least in my opinion. However, I wouldn't rule out spiritual experiences and so I will quote Socrates, "I now nothing except the fact of my ignorance".
7. If you could go to a convention for any form of fandom, what fandom would it be. Do you have a specific convention in mind when you answer this question?
Convention? Erm. I have no idea. Maybe for games or something.
8. Finally, what's your favorite food item? Any particular drink or wine you like to go with it?
I love Prawns and Crayfish. I am a bit of a fish nut, especially when my Dad cooks it on the barbeque. Oh hallowed salmon of the river, how do you manage to be so tasty?
[small]I have no idea either[/small]
Sorry for making it so long, I am terrible at summarising myself. Goodbye.