Drive-by insults

[Hazy]

This is kind of off-topic, but funny none the less. I was skateboarding home once and some people honked their horn (I was on the sidewalk, about 1 foot from the road) so of course it was loud. Anyway, I jump a bit, and they start to laugh. Well karma is a b****, because moments later they hit a pole.

Karma FTW. If I were you, I would have doubled over in laughter.

Anyway, douchebags in my town like to honk when I'm on my bike going downhill. Not a fun experience.

Indeed. People were taking pictures.

 

[bodhidharma]

I think one time someone tried to drive-by water gun me.

Sadly his mate pulled him up to me while he was still pumping his water gun. I paused and then looked over just to be more dramatic. I couldn't help but grin as I was a yard away from him and he sat there pumping his water blaster. I chuckled and moved on. I turned to see them spray water out of the car as they drove.

Remember this fellow hooligans.

Rule #1 water gun is weak sauce. If you can't dish out something substantial don't bring it.

Idiot boy racers tend to shout shit at pedestrians alot here in NZ. Last time someone did that to me (although it was accompanied by a failed egging, 3 full drive bys and they never even came close to hitting me) I shattered a window by throwing a half full glass bottle of ginger beer into it.

Another problem here is little black kids on school buses always giving that stupid west/eastside sign or the fingers. Its really funny when it stops at a red light right after they do that to you so you get on. Little bastards shit themselves.

Aye its all good times. Why did you stop? You know you are never too old to throw a milkshake?

Youre also never too old to get remembered later and get punched in the face.

Well its sad to see a veteran, such as yourself retiring. Very rarely do I glimps a true master at shenanigans. And you, sir, are very talented.

 

[Andalusa]

DIRTY REDHEAD.

Oh, thanks for letting me in on the colour of my own hair, you morons.

That's happened a lot to me too and that's pretty much the same response they get as well.

They say it like your about to break down, like "OMG I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE!" It's just like like, "No shit Sherlock"

I know.
If it's a person in the same room or someone walking past I just say 'Yes, I also have elbows and your hair is brown/black/blonde'

Haha, good one (Y) The worst is when someone goes "I am not a redhead! I'm strawberry blonde!!" These people need a slap.

They really do.
The amount of people I've heard actually say that is unbelievable.

 

[ChaoticLegion]

I do not know if this is a cultural thing, but here in the UK its fairly popular. Basically a chav/boy racer will drive past someone and shout an insult at them as they drive past. Most of the time it doesn't even work because the person being shouted at is listening to their ipod/the driver is going to fast so you only catch a few syllables of what they are shouting. Its not even decent insults, when I get it they shout "Get a haircut", which is just silly since my hair doesn't hurt them at all.

Its victimless sure, but I find the activity very immature, if there's one thing I expect drivers to be its mature! Watch the road, not the path looking for Otaku's/goths/girls! Is this a UK only thing? What has been shouted at you, if anything?

Few month back I had a ponytail and I got the "get your hair cut" drive-by shouting quite often.... rather immature, shame they don't hit a lamp post and do the world a favour.

 

[photog212]

I've never had anyone hurl insults at me from a passing car. However, one time this D-bag chucked a snapple bottle at me while I was riding my bike. I ended up with 7 stitches from my jawbone to the top of my ear. The truly ironic part is that my career sends me to some of the worst places in the world. I've walked through ghettos, favelas, and slums and not a single problem. But every time I ride my bicycle through white suburbia some ass throws something at me from his Volvo.

 

[Psyco Slim]

my friend doest this ALL THE TIME when we are in my car.

 

[Shaenightbird]

You only need to worry when they aren't whistling.

Oh, it's only the horrible looking ones who do this. The handsome ones just wink. They're the ones who get the smile back.

 

[hannahdonno]

DIRTY REDHEAD.

Oh, thanks for letting me in on the colour of my own hair, you morons.

That's happened a lot to me too and that's pretty much the same response they get as well.

They say it like your about to break down, like "OMG I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE!" It's just like like, "No shit Sherlock"

I know.
If it's a person in the same room or someone walking past I just say 'Yes, I also have elbows and your hair is brown/black/blonde'

Haha, good one (Y) The worst is when someone goes "I am not a redhead! I'm strawberry blonde!!" These people need a slap.

They really do.
The amount of people I've heard actually say that is unbelievable.

Yess, even though lately I enjoy telling people that any comments on ginger people ARE racist. Every single ginger person has Celtic roots, and the whole prejudice about redheads tems back from the times when the English had serious issues with Scottish/Welsh/Irish people so it became an insult associated with these people and it's kind of just stuck. By the time I finish with the history lesson people kinda give up and walk away. Yerr, I know some random shit and really enjoy telling people about it...

 

[bodhidharma]

I've never had anyone hurl insults at me from a passing car. However, one time this D-bag chucked a snapple bottle at me while I was riding my bike. I ended up with 7 stitches from my jawbone to the top of my ear. The truly ironic part is that my career sends me to some of the worst places in the world. I've walked through ghettos, favelas, and slums and not a single problem. But every time I ride my bicycle through white suburbia some ass throws something at me from his Volvo.

You were the victim of a no talent hack. No style at all. It is embarassing to see someone who doesn't understand the subtle differences between a milkshake and a snapple bottle.

 

[Andalusa]

DIRTY REDHEAD.

Oh, thanks for letting me in on the colour of my own hair, you morons.

That's happened a lot to me too and that's pretty much the same response they get as well.

They say it like your about to break down, like "OMG I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE!" It's just like like, "No shit Sherlock"

I know.
If it's a person in the same room or someone walking past I just say 'Yes, I also have elbows and your hair is brown/black/blonde'

Haha, good one (Y) The worst is when someone goes "I am not a redhead! I'm strawberry blonde!!" These people need a slap.

They really do.
The amount of people I've heard actually say that is unbelievable.

Yess, even though lately I enjoy telling people that any comments on ginger people ARE racist. Every single ginger person has Celtic roots, and the whole prejudice about redheads tems back from the times when the English had serious issues with Scottish/Welsh/Irish people so it became an insult associated with these people and it's kind of just stuck. By the time I finish with the history lesson people kinda give up and walk away. Yerr, I know some random shit and really enjoy telling people about it...

True.
It's good for them to know this.

 

[Inverse Skies]

I work in a drive-through bottleshop here in Aus, we get them occasionally.

One of the worst in terms of how lame it was would have to have been the time they guy couldn't understand how three VB longnecks cost him 13 and 4 cost in 18 (we have a three for 13 deal on them) so he drove off yelling,
'I hope the terrorists get you mate!'
Needless to say... I did not care in the slightest, I found it more funny than anything else.

 

[bodhidharma]

You only need to worry when they aren't whistling.

Oh, it's only the horrible looking ones who do this. The handsome ones just wink. They're the ones who get the smile back.

Touché !

 

[bjj hero]

Has anyone told you that you are an asshole with no life? You get your jollies by fucking with innocent people who are just trying to live their lives. You are a sad pathetic being the represents a massive social sickness within our society.

Ive been called an ass hole by better people than you but Im not going to stoop to throwing insults... until Im next in the car with my window down...

Aye its all good times. Why did you stop? You know you are never too old to throw a milkshake?

Ive realised that its not big and its not clever. Most things that are piss funny are niether of these things, mores the pity.

My son is usually in the car with me now. Hes not stealing my ideas. He needs to find his own way to be a miscreant. Its your duty to perform acts of douchebaggery in your late teens/early twenties. Other wise those in their thirties+ cant complain about the next generation.

Oh, and should someone whos been drive byed in the past take offence and wish for fistycuffs, they picked the wrong one, Ive been training MMA for years...

Keep the faith.

 

[bodhidharma]

To me a person who does a drive by insult is also know as a pussy.

Perhaps, but it is certainly more brave to say it from a moving car then a forum. Forums are the ultimate drive by. What people will say from the safety from home, very few would venture in public.

 

[bjj hero]

To me a person who does a drive by insult is also know as a pussy.

Perhaps, but it is certainly more brave to say it from a moving car then a forum. Forums are the ultimate drive by. What people will say from the safety from home, very few would venture in public.

Add FPS chat to the list. Everyone is brave over a microphone.

 

[Nostalgia]

Hm. Never had this happen to me.

Not that I can remember.

 

[bodhidharma]

To me a person who does a drive by insult is also know as a pussy.

Perhaps, but it is certainly more brave to say it from a moving car then a forum. Forums are the ultimate drive by. What people will say from the safety from home, very few would venture in public.

Add FPS chat to the list. Everyone is brave over a microphone.

Very true.

 

[EchetusXe]

My friends is like 12 foot 8, so one said "whats the weather like up there?".

At a college trip to a "Roman town" this bloke in Roman soldier uniform took us on a guided tour and as we waited for the traffic lights to allow us to cross the road some bloke in a white van shouted something at him, but he was going such a speed and saying such a long sentence that no one had a clue what he said.

"heyljiatt"

For some reason it was pretty hilarious to me. The guy in the van was trying to shout a 10 word sentence at 40 mph in the space of half a second.

 

[gamma526]

"Get a hair cut!"
thanks I think I will