dumbest way you hurt yourself

[Simply Simon]

I was shredding a cheap plastic cup in a lawnmower my friend was pushing and accidentally put my fingers a bit too close to the blades. Luckily I still have all of them left.

 

[Reire]

My cat decided to wake me up once then proceeded to knock a cactus of my shelf causing me, in my half asleep state, to catch it.

I was pulling cactus needles out of my hand with tweezers for half an hour after -.-

 

[TehIrishSoap]

Slamming A Car Door On Your Finger.... ^_^

 

[Blazing Steel]

I fell in a bush and then a fat kid fell on top of me. I broke my leg.

 

[neoontime]

While I was sleep, I punched myself.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Dumbest way...with my balisong. Tried to double spin it in the air and catch it open...guess what, I caught it; right through my ring finger. I have never tried any air trick with that knife again.

 

[NekoRose]

Broken Hard Drive disk (literally the disk) stepped on several times, ah technology

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Possibly the time where I got a papercut on a test sheet, and bled all over the table. Made such a huge mess.

 

[MrNickster]

I've broke both my thumbs on two seperate occasions

1. I tried to catch a thrown basketball, only to have a very bright person throw another basketball at it. My thumb was sandwhiched between them at the perfect time and I got a mild left thumb fracture

2. When I was at judo, I was thrown during Randori and break-fell horribly. My right thumb snapped at the bottom right corner and it still sticks out a bit.

Thanks to the experiences, I can play most game consoles without using thumbs, just fingers.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I was 3,standing on a chair,I slipped and my chin landed on the hard part of a couch,luckily it didn't do any permanent damage just slightly altered my bite.Or maybe it was when I tried snow skiing down a steep hillwhen the ski got caught on a rock and I face planted on the hard,not soft,snow and rolled down the hill.GOD! why the hell was I not wearing a helmet?actually the helmet wouldn't help alot because I face-planted not face-headed

 

[sheogoraththemad]

not shitting a week,
i'm not kidding, I hate camping toilets

 

[Harlemura]

I'm still recovering from a burn on my elbow from where I bashed it on the hot part of an iron.
I saw the iron, thought "better steer clear of that", and still managed to wallop it.

 

[DSK-]

I opened my old house front door and went to go outside and I cut my had by my right hand on the lower part of my thumb via the door latch. I still can't figure out how it happened and I have a scar from it

 

[the lapalminator]

i ran through the hall ways and i broke and dislocated my pinky finger. its still fucked to this day

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Walking into the same poll twice within 20 seconds (submitted by a friend)

Tripping over a fire hydrant (submitted by a friend)

 

[ScRaT_the_destroyer]

i got a paper cut on both my tongue and top lip from licking an envelope i had a sad

 

[Ducktard]

Everytime I walk past our coffee table, I scrape my knees on the corners.

And once I got hurt while trying to fish out my scetchbook from my bag

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Shot myself in my left eye with a toy paintball gun.

For a grievance I did myself that should actually have been worse? I was helping demolishing a house, when I knocked out the supports to an overhanging closet, it swang down like a freaking pendulum of doom and grazed my right shoulder ever so slightly.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

So many dumb ways... erm... the dumbest was probably when I went to jump over a couch, a staple was sticking out of it, and it cut my knee open pretty deep...