Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[The Clown]

I befriended the bear and taught it to hate america.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I hid 1.48 metric tonnes of bear traps in your closet.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I stole your stuff.

...All of it.

No matter.

(mutters spell, all of my stuff is back where it belongs)

OT:
Oh... when I cast that spell to get my stuff back, I also got that drink you were holding.
It spilled on the floor.

 

[Best of the 3]

I mopped it up with your clothes.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I also got that drink you were holding.
It spilled on the floor.

Oh you didn't...

I'm the reason you wear an eyepatch.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And I lit your santa outfit on fire.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That would explain the fact that I don't have one.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I drugged you so that you can't stop talking.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You killed my wolf. I like that.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I got a little tipsy and drilled holes in all of your cups.

 

[Best of the 3]

I took your school books and replaced the toilets loo roll with them.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I burned your santa suit.

 

[The Clown]

I ate your sandwich.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i had sex with his sandwich.

 

[Hman121]

I put superglue in the sandwich

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I ate your wallet..

 

[TheDoctor455]

I loaded that wallet with LSD.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I made a mess in your bed..

 

[Hman121]

I used your kitchen and left the stove on.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I coated your tie in cat-nip and crack.