Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm pregnant with your babies!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I killed Amy Wong's family, their cows, and all the creatures that claim to be Martians.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I cleaned up the bloody mess using all your pants..

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I dedicated your house to Nurgle.

 

[mParadox]

I sold that house to the House of Tau.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I sold your mother to Russian mobsters.

 

[mParadox]

I sold your chainsaw to William.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Pout* I smashed Ciel's best tea-set!

 

[mParadox]

You smashed all the tea sets. -_-'

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Twiddles fingers* I didn't know which one was the favourite...^^;

...BUT! *Dramatic pose* You forgot to give me that kiss I was promised!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I cleansed your planet in atomic fire.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sorry but the Wichita Lineman is still on the lllliiiinnnneeeeeeee.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was the one who tied you to those traintracks.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm driving the train.
On full speed.
With disconnected brakes.
With a cargo of Plutonium, puppy dogs, kittens and babies.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I just cut the power.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I just stole your wallet.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I stole your pants.

While you were wearing them.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I stole your hat. Your ship. And your children.

 

[mParadox]

I told William that you messed with the archives.

It was me. ^w^

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The ship wasn't payed for, the children were stolen.
But I am going to kill you for the hat.