Enemies That Make You Go "Oh Fuck This"

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uchytjes

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cazadores. F***ing cazadores from FO:NV. If at all possible, I'd sneak around them, but they usually just spot me anyway and kill EVERYONE.
 

RootBrewski

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Not exactly video games but rust monsters in D&D. I see one of those, especially at higher levels, and I fucking run.
 

Innocent Bystander

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sonofliber said:
ethereals and chrysalids from xcom ufo defense
My roommate is playing the original XCOM, and every so often you can here his curses. Apparently he's at a level that is rife with chrysalids, and he hates every moment of it.
 

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Praetorians in Mass Effect 3's multiplayer. They move fast, hit like runaway Mack trucks and have an instant-kill move that they'll use at the slightest provocation.
 

Adeptus Aspartem

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Borderlands 2 - Stalkers
They're not dangerous.. BUT GODDAMN THEY MAKE ME FURIOS WITH THEIR BLINKING!

Actually the poisonous headcrabs of HL2 always made me wet my pants. Why the hell do they have to drop me on 1 Hp? Are you serious?

Ah jeah. Persian War Elephants in Civ 5. 20 or 24 power at a time, when everyone else is running around with Power 16 units?
You nuts? Those fatties raze your shit before you can say peace treaty.
 

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Rocklobster99 said:


Hey kids, you like crazy and fast flowing combat?

Too bad, fight these guys.
HUNDRED PERCENT YES!!!

and through these two in as well.



both of them are just in there to waste your time and lower your score as both aren't durable at all. the aren't by any means hard they are just so damn annoying.
 

skywolfblue

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At first I thought "Geth Hunters". (Mass Effect 3)

But...

RJ 17 said:
I was never a fan of those little Flood bastards that jump from wall to wall and snipe the fuck out of you while you're dealing with the bigger members of the Flood.
Oh god yes. "Pure Form" [http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Form] flood from Halo 3. Words cannot begin to describe how much I hate those guys. They absorb an absolutely stupid amount of bullets, and reset their damage every time they changed forms and they do that a lot.

-Rage buildup detected-

(angry)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ok that felt good to get that out of my system.
 

RedDeadFred

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bl4ckh4wk64 said:
These motherfuckers

Especially on Gold. They can just warp right into you and instakill you like no one's business.
Not to mention they make a fairly terrifying noise...

The enemy that made me just go "fuck it" is Vermivorous the Invincible from Borderlands 2. I spawned him by accident. I was running away form and Ultimate Badass Varkid (I hadn't noticed him evolving before) and leading him to some Threshers that I hoped would help me kill him. The Ultimate Badass ROFL stomped them all and then started evolving further. I didn't know that it could go past Ultimate Badass. Needless to say, I didn't kill his cocoon in time and he killed me pretty much instantly. I tried to kill him a couple times and didn't even make a dent so I gave up.

I later read that he is actually more difficult than Terramorphous the Invinvible (he has roughly double his health).
 

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OT: Well, I've got a pretty big list, but I'll try and keep it compact:
Giant Scorpions in FO:NV. I once ran into a freaking mob of these things, 4 or 5, and another group of 4 or 5 a little further into the valley. I died so many times, all because I couldn't beat their damage reduction. Cazadores and Fire Gecko's are close seconds
Phantoms in ME3 multiplayer. I actually prefer fighting Cerberus, because I find most of their units easier to deal with than say, Brutes and Banshees. But Phantoms, goddamn do I hate them. the worst is when one manages to kill one of your teammates, and then when you go to revive him BAM! it's right there, katana in hand. I hate them so much.
and finally, without further ado:
I haven't gotten ahold of Borderlands 2 yet, though I plan to, so I'l have to go with Badass Psychos. My first encounter with one was in Sledges safe house, when I heard heavy panting, turned around and it was right fucking behind me. Every encounter after that did not improve.
 

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Joshua Heissler said:
Well since I am playing Borderlands 2 atm, i will narrow my choice to that game. For me, it will be Stalkers and it will be Field Rats. The damn things just don't stay still and I feel as if I am spending more time trying to kill them than I really should. Really there more of an annoyance than a actual challenge.
I hate stalkers, but not nearly as much as Varkids... I missed out on a number of quests and items becasue I refuse to go down into the Caustic Caverns.

Those and Rapid Skags/Stalkers. The FUCK!?
 

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undeadexistentialist said:
The Scythian said:
Tallboys, from Dishonored.
Mother. Fucking. Tallboys. No matter how damn hard I try, I can never get the tanks on their backs, and if I'm going for non-lethal it doesn't even matter coz they can see you no matter where you are from any height or distance and ruin your day just like fucking that.
I don;t know what you guys are talking about... I didn't get spotted by one ever... hell by the time they got introduced, I was such a stealth powerhouse with Blink and Agility maxed out, I would literally just fly through every level on the high road... I mean by end game, even if I did cock up the stealth, I could blink and jump to the other side of the map and avoid the alarm entirely without even using up my whole mana bar...<.<

OT: The Boss fights in Deus Ex Human Revolution... poorly designed drivel only present to act as a bullet sponge that can insta kill you, basically ruling out any other option other than shoot them dead... Hell they don't even make sense from a story perspective... they have no motivation or reason to fight you to death... hell for all we know, they're just on someones pay check and are only around for the money...<.<
 

Jak23

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The invincible guy in Uncharted 3's cruise ship level. It took me half an hour to kill that asshole on crushing.
 

taciturnCandid

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The geth in ME3 Co-op. Stun lock city is horrible.

Scions in Co-op and 2

PINGAS from Crysis 2. They just took too much damage and they completely nulified cloak, making all the stuff you put into it useless.


Oh yeah. Borderlands 2. Fuck Badass Fire threshers. I'd take using The Bane all day over those things.
 

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taciturnCandid said:
Oh yeah. Borderlands 2. Fuck Badass Fire threshers. I'd take using The Bane all day over those things.
Ohh man, on true vault hunter mode, those things can like, instantly down you.

its so unfair.
 

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Johnny Impact said:
Soviet Heavy said:
Goddamn Carnifexes from Dawn of War 2. Those things shrug off anti tank rounds like small arms fire.
Really? I never had any trouble with them. They take some punishment but I don't recall losing a battle because of it.

Fexes are some of my favorite units in tabletop, though: Tougher than tanks and hit twice as hard, but their real power is intimidation. Chuck one of those beauties on the table, watch your foe concentrate all his firepower on it and commit entire assault squads in the often-vain attempt to destroy it.
As a Dark Eldar table-top player who rolls all poison shooting, Carnifexes don't scare me in the slightest. One of my local Nid players won't go one-on-one with me anymore after I dropped two Carnifexes to Overwatch. Gotta love Splinter Racks and re-rolls. Also, some insanely lucky rolling.

OT: Banshees in the Mass Effect 3 multiplayer are the first things I can think of. They aren't unbeatable, but my first reaction when I see one is to run away from it like a boss.
 

drthmik

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Any pokemon that causes confusion. Why does it always work so well for them and not for me?
Anything Suicidal, Creepers, suicidal psychos, etc...
 

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Final Fanasty X - Malboros


Even after I was overleveled with damage break and Auto-Item, I still avoided Great Malboros like the fucking plague. They're the worst.