Epic movie quotes- Do you know any?

[TPiddy]

"There is no spoon"
"I know Kung Fu"

"Hasta la vista, baby"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?"

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

 

[nolongerhere]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[Iampringles]

Red, Shawshank Redemption:

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

Jules, Pulp Fiction:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

"FUCK DA POLICE!!"
~Pineapple Express

"I'M A LEAD FARMER ************!!"
~Tropic Thunder

"Sure! Lets do all the things that YOU wanna do!"
~Ace Ventura, Pet Detective: When Nature Calls

 

[shwnbob]

"Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."-Fight Club

 

[esperandote]

"yippi kay yay mother fucker"
"this is sparta!"
"everything that has a begining has an end"
"Jack Sparrow"->"CAPTAIN, Jack Sparrow"
"My precious"
"I can't believe we're paying for something we could get for free on TV."
"Bon journo principessa" (spelling?)
"women are beatiful when they are about to make love"

 

[MattyboyJ]

"I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest one's you want to watch out for. You never when they'll do something incredibly stupid" Capn J Sparrow

 

[Cherry Cola]

"You've got to look at that pussy-cat, and you gotta think `That's not a pussy-cat, that's a communist'. And you've gotta DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOY IT! *Headbutts a cat*"

-Donald Sutherland


"Fuck you asshole" *Pulls the trigger on a gun* *the gun is empty*
"Fuck YOU asshole" *PUNCH*

- Commando

 

[tk1989]

every single line from the film Troy is epic, and no one can deny that!

 

[Hallow'sEve]

"Do we at least have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age"
~Ripley, Alien 3

"Too weird to live, too rare to die"
"You better take care of my God! Because if you don't, you'll have me on your hands!"
"WAIT!! We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
~Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

[CNKFan]

"GIT TO DA CHOPPA!" Everyone loves Predator.

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
His shenanigans are cruel and tragic
Which makes not shenanigans at all really
Evil shenanigans
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans
Hey Farva, whats the name of that restaurant you like. The one with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks
SHENANIGANS!?! DO YOU MEAN SHENANIGANS!?!?!

-Super Troopers

 

[mrhockey220]

"Thank God for rednecks!"

Christ that movie kicked ass... =D

"This is definitely where I parked my car."

"I haven't cried like that since the Titanic"

*highfive* =D

"Its time to nut up or shut up"

 

[_Cake_]

There can be only one!

-Highlander

(P.S. You would be surprised at how useful this saying can be in everyday life n_n)

 

[Dangerous Steve]

"Shut and sit down you big bald fuck!!" ---Snatch

 

[Seifen]

"Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity."

"Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.

-Lt. Aldo Raine
"Inglorious Basterds"

 

[sam_savage1393]

"it's not a tumor.."
"who's the ***** now!?"
"my, my, my momm..my momma said.."

 

[josetaco]

are you talking to me....
Taxi Driver

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted. -Southland Tales

 

[josetaco]

"Where I grew up they didn't give us names, they gave us numbers. Mine was 47."
What movie is that