Escape to the Movies: Centurion

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Angron

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oh right, i thought you was on your period last week bob, but it turns otu thats just what your like...ok then...

also boobs and blood is a really good reason to review a movie good...what a great critic you are...

im sorry but ive been a long time fan of moviebob, but these past few weeks...they make me feel like i dont want to watch anymore...
 

skeanthu

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Centurion is nothing but a Roman hack of Behind Enemy Lines, both boring, both suckie-suckie long time.
 

Waif

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Interesting review, and quite a few valid points ^~^. I'm not sure if I will watch Centurion though. It doesn't really look like that much of an interesting movie.
 

EchetusXe

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Ignoring all the obvious points I will just comment to say 'wtf?' to the penultimate-but-one slide. A monkey in The Expendables? haha, is that what it takes?

Dolph Lundgren with a monkey on his shoulder, both them sneering at some random bad guy and simultaneously grunting "insect!". That is the level of awesomeness required to make MovieBob happy with that film? Jeez, why don't you just ask for a zombie Clark Gable cameo? I never thought about it before but I guess that a monkey would have improved the film, hell a monkey would improve most films as long as the monkey was badass enough.
 

Babitz

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So, boobs in movies is what sells a movie to Movie Blob. I guess he's butthurt that The Expendables didn't have enough to his liking (i.e. every second of the movie). I never really understood why does a crappy movie have to have boobs to be good. Oh, well, that's just me. Wish i knew more about that piranha movie except that it includes boobs. Great review.
 

Mangue Surfer

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EchetusXe said:
Ignoring all the obvious points I will just comment to say 'wtf?' to the penultimate-but-one slide. A monkey in The Expendables? haha, is that what it takes?
The monkey reference it's because part of the filme was filmed in Brazil and at Comic-Com Stallone make some monkey jokes. Some people don't like, they think is kind of biased.

Anyway, to keep things short, Bob is just being sarcastic.
 

solidstatemind

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Hardwired said:
It's amusing to me how people posting here think that anyone gives two shits about their opinion.
You realize, by that sentiment, you're saying there is no point to a discussion forum whatsoever. Which is one of the selling points of this website ya know. Seems a bit inaccurate of an observation.

Plus, Bob reads the forums and even, on rare occassion, responds. Go read the 'Book of Eli' comment thread if you don't believe me. (Although I will admit, it's possible BoE broke him of that bad habit.)

OT: I think what bothers me is Bob's inability to see his own foibles. In this review, he specifically attempts to rebut all the outrage in regards to the Expendables review by dealing with a single issue that is easily defended (i.e. - not all films need to be high art) that really seemed secondary to most people. Sadly, this lowers my opinion of him as a reviewer.

Yes, everyone above has stated (over and over and over and over...) that it was his snotty, holier-than-thou insult that caused so much rage, but there were other valid criticisms as well: the one which he addressed here (which is still up for debate in my mind), the suggestion that his rage was more due to the failure of Scott Pilgrim at the box office rather than the 'undeserved success' of the Expendables, and even a few suggestions that Chipman went into Expendables with a chip on his shoulder, man... so he was going to blast the movie and willfully ignore possible positives.

But no, given the one-sided nature of this 'dialog', the ground he choses is that which is most easily defended... I suppose that's smart, but it doesn't do a thing for his credibility.

Bob, if you happen to read this, stop trying to justify your opinion about Expendables, particularly if you're going to turn around and heap praise (based only upon such puerile reasons as tits and carnage) on something that the vast majority of your colleagues found equally shitty. That comes off as a rather transparent attempt to say "Hey, see? I like bad movies, when they're well-done."

Admit your mistake, or at worst say nothing and move on. Everybody fucks up, from presidents and scholars to fratboys and rednecks- it's how they handle it that is telling. What you're doing now puts you more towards the bottom of the pack: it makes you look obnoxiously stubborn, and, frankly, less and less credible as time goes on.
 

aeziir

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I love you moviebob, i love u.
Those who STILL defend the expendables: grow up and get over it.

PS. You're watching this to get HIS opinion, if you don't like it, don't watch it :)
 

duchaked

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Centurion? really haven't heard much about it...but hmmm looks like I could wanna watch it
tho it does remind me how I watched Robin Hood...ugh
 

Redratson

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Bob, get the fuck over yourself Im here to listen to a review not you ranting about hte Expendables, the people on the escapist want your reviewing back and for you to quit your little rage on the Expendables. We get it, you fucking hate it and you love piranha cause of Kelly Brooks, God I know I would. So in short get back to your reviews and act like Expendables never happened.
 

adamtm

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aeziir said:
.... if you don't like it, don't watch it :)
I am hereby obliged to inform you that the "if you don't like it dont X" is the worst "argument from -fuck you-" ever devised, just after "if you don't have any thing nice to say, dont say anything"

PS: If you don't like my post, don't read it. Just don't. I warn you, responding to my post in any negative manner will not be tolerated!
 

Solarfox6

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Shut the hell up people, the Expendables sucked, only stupid fucks would like it, Piranha 3D is just mindless fun, bloody and SILLY that's probably why bob liked it so much. The expendables forgot it was a B-movie and took itself too seriously, unlike Piranha 3D which isn't trying to be '#1 movie of the summer' its just trying to be FUN. Remember that word? let me say it again FUN.
 

Necromancer1991

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I saw Doomsday recently and I will say it was entertaining (Combine Mad Max style psychos, Medieval Knights, and Zombie-esque plague victims and you get the idea) as far as Piranhas go I was expecting it to flop OR be a good B-movie. As for Centurion I was not aware it was coming out (But having seen the directors work you have piqued my interest)
 

Withard

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GORE DOES NOT A GOOD MOVIE MAKE BOB!!!

Is he a real film critic?

How much Gore is in Terminator & Terminator 2? Is the action good though?

exactly.