I actually don't know anyone in real life who doesn't like Transformers.Uncompetative said:
I really don't get it. Maybe internet people just don't like explosions or looking at hot women? Nah, that can't be it...
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I really don't get it. Maybe internet people just don't like explosions or looking at hot women? Nah, that can't be it...
I caught a bit of an interview regarding this movie with the director and she mentioned that it is something of a Horror/Comedy. I have no seen the movie (and don't intend to see it) but maybe it's a bit more of a self parody than we thought.
If that is the case then Meghan Fox, She who is NOT NEARLY smarter than a fifth grader, would fit the role quite well..
If that is the case then Meghan Fox, She who is NOT NEARLY smarter than a fifth grader, would fit the role quite well..
I'll give you, megan fox isn't as hot as multiple other actresses, but I recognize she's hotter than anything I'll ever get. So I go with it.
Really though, I feel like you were pretty much spot on. I saw this movie a little earlier, it is a giant waste of time.
Really though, I feel like you were pretty much spot on. I saw this movie a little earlier, it is a giant waste of time.
10/10. Way to tear this vapid crap a new asshole. I vote we take a day off Megan Fox and have a day of Salma Hayek. Yay.
You know what? I'll be first to say Megan Fox has a nice body. Of course I don't understand why she became the icon of sexiness when you see at least ten people as hot as her any given day (they also probably have intelligence too). Nonetheless she is ,as my "homies" would say, "bootlicious". Nevertheless, her face creeps me out, it is too... triangular, it's like a Roswell alien or something.
I was thinking about seeing in this movie but now that I know what its about Im happy I couldn't. Thank You Bob.
Ouch. that was brutal. I haven't seen this movie and that's because, just like moviebob. I don't see the big fucking deal about Fox. from the promos the plot looked like shit. she IS a craptastic actress and I have better things to do with my time then watch a shitty actress in a shitty movie. That's all I'm saying.
but shit. That review was Brutal
but shit. That review was Brutal
I dont think Megan Fox is attractive at all, and im the kinda guy who sees a walking pair of tits and immediately wants to know her life story if it makes her drop trou.....anchor. So when i saw the commercial for this film....and nearly gutted my Cable box for allowing such bastardization of cinema to reach my screen, i had to defend myself against an onslaught of friends claiming Transformers ruled, and Megan Fox is the hottest thing.....since the sun. I now will use your argument when explaining why id rather drive a ball-peen hammer into my cerebral cortex, rather than watch this dumb ***** play another roll. Thank you movie bob, continue ripping apart shitty movies for my enjoyment.
so if megan fox wasn't in the transformers movies, we'd probably be seeing some other young actress's film getting a bad review right now. her lack of talent played only a small role in michael bay's diabolical play to ruin your child hood memories. i find it's better to just ignore the liv tyler lite, and if needed ignore bay's misinterpretations.. er, everything he does. seriously, bay gets off on geeks' rants the same way uwe boll does, so complaining will result in a stiffy that michael bay will use to fuck [a href=http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000881/]The Birds[/a] with
Me and my friend watched this video, and I have to say I agreed when it came to how bad of an actor she was. However my friend got so pissed he started raving about that it doesn't matter what people say, she's amazingly hot and she's only been in a few movies and you can't gauge her abilities on that.
Though you really can, and when I said that, he went on to say oh find me another hot actor that's also a great one. I was able to name ten right off the bat, and provide pictures. But nope, he still defends to the death she is god's gift to man. And the funny bit at the end, he took flat seriously saying that it was completely bias and took it to mean that she is truly a gift and he would die for her.
Honestly sometimes it makes me feel sad that I am friends with this guy when he acts like an idiot like this. Comes to reason that the guy can't hold a girlfriend for more than a week before she dumps him.
Either way great review, I especially loved all the pictures you threw in there too. Also glad you were able to rip this movie a new one, prove that it really is just bad, and save me an hour and half of my life of running out with my family.
Though you really can, and when I said that, he went on to say oh find me another hot actor that's also a great one. I was able to name ten right off the bat, and provide pictures. But nope, he still defends to the death she is god's gift to man. And the funny bit at the end, he took flat seriously saying that it was completely bias and took it to mean that she is truly a gift and he would die for her.
Honestly sometimes it makes me feel sad that I am friends with this guy when he acts like an idiot like this. Comes to reason that the guy can't hold a girlfriend for more than a week before she dumps him.
Either way great review, I especially loved all the pictures you threw in there too. Also glad you were able to rip this movie a new one, prove that it really is just bad, and save me an hour and half of my life of running out with my family.
Watched the movie and I really wished I looked into some reviews before seeing it... it was friggin' terrible. Even the hot scenes where just terrible.