Escapist Mysteries

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Cherry Cola]

Where do hats come from?

They are made by Paul Shoemaker.

And, if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to here it but one man, and the tree falls on the man, does the dying man make a sound?

Yes, but not because he is crushed by a tree. He is in fact Paul Shoemaker, busy making hats out of rocks. It is a very noisy process.

Shame that the tree killed him though, now there will never be any knew hats.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Cherry Cola]

Where do hats come from?

They are made by Paul Shoemaker.

And, if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to here it but one man, and the tree falls on the man, does the dying man make a sound?

Yes, but not because he is crushed by a tree. He is in fact Paul Shoemaker, busy making hats out of rocks. It is a very noisy process.

Shame that the tree killed him though, now there will never be any knew hats.

I have another. Who keeps making these Martin Lawerence films? Big Momma's House 2? 2?!

The guy who keeps making Martin Lawrence films is... Martin Lawrence! [sub]Dun dun duuuuun![/sub]

Also, why can't I get girls to have sex with me?

That's a question I ask myself every day..

I think it's because we are simply too good for them. Yeah, that's the answer!

 

[snide_cake]

Where are my pants? That is the greatest mystery of all.

That is the exact question I find myself asking every morning.

 

[snide_cake]

And, if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to here it but one man, and the tree falls on the man, does the dying man make a sound?

Probably, but it's muffled under the tree that's crushing him.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Where do hats come from?

They are made by Paul Shoemaker.

And, if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to here it but one man, and the tree falls on the man, does the dying man make a sound?

Yes, but not because he is crushed by a tree. He is in fact Paul Shoemaker, busy making hats out of rocks. It is a very noisy process.

Shame that the tree killed him though, now there will never be any knew hats.

I have another. Who keeps making these Martin Lawerence films? Big Momma's House 2? 2?!

The guy who keeps making Martin Lawrence films is... Martin Lawrence! [sub]Dun dun duuuuun![/sub]

Also, why can't I get girls to have sex with me?

That's a question I ask myself every day..

I think it's because we are simply too good for them. Yeah, that's the answer!

Does James Cameron really eat six babies a day to create his "masterpieces"?

He used to, buy now he's on a diet. That's why so many people didn't like Avatar

Is Chronic Masturbation a disease?

Not at all.

Not masturbating at all however...

If I watched Paul Shoemaker make hats, does that make me Paul Shoemaker?

No. That makes you Joel Shumacher.

I must go now, since I have one last thing to do, but I won't do it infront of you. But, I will leave you with this, as I warm up my wrist.

Ah, I see. You're going to play on your X-stick 360. Have fun!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Latinidiot]

So was MaxTheReaper a boy or a girl?

I'm guessing a dude. but, we'll never know.

why did he get banned, anyway?

another mistery: why is the basement so damn scary?

 

[Galad]

Why do people post "First!" in ZP comment threads when they must know they'll get banhammered so hard they'll quantum-tunnel five miles directly downward?

And why do people gravitate toward high post counts, short of an overwhelming urge to see how many numbers they're exactly divisible by?
...What? Stop looking at me like that!

I'll try to answer those. To the first question, the logic is..

1. ZP is cool stuff
2. People that follow cool stuff are cool as well
3. People that are the most eager followers of cool stuff(read: posted on the first page) are the coolest of the crowd of 'followers'
4. TRY TO POAST FIRST!!!1111

Also, from what I've noticed, most of the "First!" posters are with a low post count, hence they probably don't know the rules. And if you doubt the logic on the basis that "ZP is not really cool stuff", I've seen this happen with undeniably cool stuff, like DMotR.

As for why people gravitate toward high post counts, it somehow sounds to me like "why do people gravitate towards high scores in games" *chuckles*

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Why do people tend to spell my name wrong?

Psycologically, they automatically fill in what the expect.

And who are you to complain? You came up with it by misspelling name.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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