Evil villian pet

[4x2]

A Rancor.

 

[Gerazzi]

You're being silly.
I'd genetically engineer something.
Or get a wife.

 

[Muffinthraka]

A terrapin

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

my mother in law makes a terrifying evil pet.

 

[silentsentinel]

I would have a dragon, for the fire-breathing purpose. I would name him Trogdor, so I could subside into geeky giggles that my subordinates wouldn't understand whenever his name is mentioned.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Either a penguin or a fat, white cat named Professor Cornwallis.

 

[DarkRyter]

A dinosaur/cyborg I keep in a pit.

I would throw foolish young heroes/ gang of foolish young heroes into said pit.

I would then immediately close the pit and believe them to be dead. I see no fault in my dastardly plan.

 

[soren7550]

Either some type a raptor (the bird ones, not the giant lizards), or a dog mutt named Alcard. (hell, if I was good I'd still have the mutt.)

 

[Roxas1359]

I'd have a Tasmanian Devil, or a Tasmanian Tiger.

 

[ae86gamer]

I'd have this giant ape.
[http://photobucket.com/images/silver%20back%20gorilla]

[sup]His name is Chumpy and he'll rip your eyes out if you look at him funny.[/sup]

 

[Pandalisk]

Hmmmm i wonder could it be possible to have this?

Who would fuck with me now? WHO?

I will name him bubbles, and i will love him, and pet him, and stroke him, and feed him the souls of Sailors everydaay.

But how would you teach him? 'Bad Cthulhu' doesn't exactly cut it as admonishment now does it? And what about if it one day decides to see what your soul tastes like?

Or what about your sanity or the pen for that 'little' pet? I can't think of Cthulhu being at home anywhere where Euclidean geometry isn't getting sk**lf**ked.

a Rolled up newspaper shall do fine sure.

And im already insane, and i generally thrive in a skull fucked enviroment, WELCOME TO IRELAND!

Oh and i taste like banishment to the underwater city of R'lyeh, so no he shant eat me.

 

[Kollega]

I'd have a pet lynx. Or a chameleon. But probably lynx - i'm a cat person.

Or,if we're allowed to rave mad,a pet/buddy Lombax.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

If I could get hold of him I would have Evil the Cat from Earthworm Jim.

If not then I would have to go for the most evil pet of them all... The dreaded, horrifying, terrifying... manatee of ultimate destruction.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

A honey badger named Steve
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U

Either that or a wolf named Irving

 

[Azraellod]

i have a scythe-wielding cat as my avatar.

i choose that.

failing that, i guess a normal cat. i do like cats.

 

[N0b0dy]

This:

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[image/]http://www.outsideleft.com/i/stars/halloweenpet5.jpg[/IMG]

Do not mess with Darth Puppy.

Can i mess with him if i have a yoda dog?

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[Julianking93]

This:

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[image/]http://www.outsideleft.com/i/stars/halloweenpet5.jpg[/IMG]

Do not mess with Darth Puppy.

Can i mess with him if i have a yoda dog?

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that would be the only exception.

And it would be a glorious battle...

 

[Hitman 43]

If you were a evil villain what kind of animal would you keep as your pet and what would it's name be?

A tiger most likely.