Ex bf/gf...How annoying are they?!

[Bat Vader]

Funny situation: My problems involving exes stem from exes that don't belong to me. I'm a gay guy with girl problems. Does anyone else see an issue here?

An explanation may help us understand the issue. I am confused by it. Why would women who are exes from someone else be mad at you?

 

[Cxizent]

Thanks to my last ex, my bedroom wound up being searched for weapons by two detectives at 10 p.m. Beyond that they've all been good to me.

 

[Aviator Ombre]

Most of my ex gfs are all right. But there is one who is rather immature, because she said she wanted to meet up with me to talk about the past, but when I ask her if she still wants to go ahead with it, she tells me never to speak to her again and to leave her alone. So that obviously leaves me rather confused.

Bi-polar much??

 

[Aviator Ombre]

I have had the typical "I'm Pregnant with your baby" lie told to me once.
Had a girl tell all my friends that I used to beat her up. Also had a girl make a fake myspace account to see if I would hit on her (not her?) after we broke up.
Bitches be crazy Aight.

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Also (this one made me lol when i saw it) had a girl I dated 3 years ago recently send me an email Saying "I was showering and the shampoo ran down my back, it felt good and reminded me of you". Havent spoken to her in said time and it was a mess to explain to my current fiancee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL Oh man that's funny...that last bit.

 

[Swaki]

2 months after we ended it my ex called to ask if i could buy her some erotic toys and send them to her, i of cause declined since at that time that was the craziest shit ive ever heard, a month later she asked if wanted to grab a drink whit her since she had an hour free that day before she had to get back home (we lived quite far from each other), that time i accepted cause we used to be friends and heck it might be fun, when i arrived her parents and siblings where there, btw first time i ever met her brother, and since they had already seen me i couldn't leg it, so i sat down and had the most awkward dinner in my life, especially since i had only brought 3-4 beers worth of money and her dad had to pay for my meal.

 

[VitalSigns]

I have had the typical "I'm Pregnant with your baby" lie told to me once.
Had a girl tell all my friends that I used to beat her up. Also had a girl make a fake myspace account to see if I would hit on her (not her?) after we broke up.
Bitches be crazy Aight.

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Also (this one made me lol when i saw it) had a girl I dated 3 years ago recently send me an email Saying "I was showering and the shampoo ran down my back, it felt good and reminded me of you". Havent spoken to her in said time and it was a mess to explain to my current fiancee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL Oh man that's funny...that last bit.

Haha you have no idea my friend. I've ran into some crazies in my short time on this planet.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Girlfriend?! Surely you jest! I have never had a girlfriend, let alone an ex!

.............................................................................................................................................................................[sup]me too[/sup]

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I'm pretty good friends with my ex's. They're some of the few people I like talking to anymore.

 

[Aviator Ombre]

Its not so much my ex as my ex's psycotic friends. They would send me nasty shit on the internet. The words "dick" and "gutless little shit" come to mind, among other things. And apparently my ex isnt over me and also she apparently doesnt know the meaning of "awkward". It is very annoying to be stranded in the lunch line with her two or three spaces in front of me trying to start a conversation about us.

And a little off topic but i need some fuckin help:

Ive liked this girl for going on 6 years. Since 2nd or 3rd grade. I know.

We started going out recently (2-4 weeks after i broke up with the chick with the psycho friends.) and probably racked up 600 texts in two days. She had just broke up with this prick who wanted to have sex after two months. Her parents were not aware. She had been single for two days, then asked me out. I said yes. Her mom knew, not her dad, if that has anyting to do with it. Two days later she tells me her mom is making her break up with me because her mom thinks she broke up with the prick for me. Is that bad? To break up with someone FOR someone else?

That's stupid. If she wasn't happy with that guy, her mom should want her to look for the one that makes her happy. Maybe she should have told her mom some stupid shit like, "That other douche was trying to get me preggo. WANT GRANCHILDREN, MOM?!!?"
Lmao..sorry.

 

[James teh OG]

Two words: Bipolar Disorder.

*shudders* Don't do it man...just don't do it...

Oh yea, and two more words: Compulsive Liar.

 

[Ignignoct]

My exboyfriend has decided to come back to my town I live in. And he's blowing up my cellphone and house phone. He wants to meet up and hang out, grab something to eat or a drink. Yeah, like I'm going to drink anywhere near him. Might slip shit in my cup.
Anyhow, minus that, he's bringing up old shit from the past.
So damn annoying.

What's the most crazest, or perhaps just a simple story about your exgirlfriend or exboyfriend? Have they ever ran your nerves up the wall? Practically want to choke 'em?!

Well, ever since she moved to a shallow grave in the middle of the Nevada desert, I haven't heard much from her since.

But seriously, the only two serious girlfriends (6+ months) I've had turned out to be psycho-guilt-trip-suicidal when I got sick of their clingy nature.

So... Yeah.

I've been with Mrs. Right Hand going on 22 years now, and July's our 23rd anniversary!

I'm getter her a bottle of extra-strength moisturizing Vaseline-- you know, something we could share together.

 

[MorsePacific]

The first girlfriend I ever had stalked me for three months before our relationship. To get her to quit, I decided to date her. Bad idea for several reasons, the worst being that she decided to start stalking me again since we broke up. We broke up over three years ago, and I'm nearing that "want to choke 'em" stage.

 

[Legendel]

heh.. no problems tbh. Generally get to a friendly point again but I don't go out of my way to see them and vice versa =P its my friends ex's who keep coming back on the scene messing him up, ahh... why doesn't he learn ^^

 

[KenzS]

I can't say I've ever been stalked by an ex-girlfriend. Then again... I can never manage a stable relationship that can last more than 5 months, so the breaking up part is pretty easy.

I have commitment issues, therefore all of my ex's HATE me.

 

[crudus]

I only have one ex-girlfriend who I didn't hold a relationship and that's because she shut me out. Every once in a while she would send me and email or something asking me for help with her problems. Another ex-girlfriend I am very good friends with her and we still talk on a regular basis about anything and everything. We dated in 9th grade and broke up a little while later. We are both more "experienced" now and she was talking about how much of a bad kisser I was (jokingly of course). It was good times.

 

[Lord Krunk]

He's accusing me that i broke his heart...even though he was the one that ditched me completely. Makes no sense.

That's... odd. I'm no expert, so I'll just leave it at that.

As for my ex(es), I just don't associate with them. They leave me alone, I leave them alone. The world is a better place.

 

[Gruthar]

It's funny, I actually liked my ex better after I broke up with her. She was a bit crazy right after the break up (would throw crap at me), but we both did a bit of growing up and made amends. Though she moved away, I still spent hours on the phone with her. I got to know her a lot better. Then we lost touch, and now I miss talking to her.

'Course, that could be my bachelor streak rapidly degenerating into desperation. XD