samaugsch said:
I actually had to look it up and I don't think I've actually heard of any cloppers, though I have seen some people on YouTube incorrectly use the term "brohoof". Do cloppers mostly exist on MLP clips on YouTube?
This is a brohoof /)(You do a close-bracket version in reply but it wasn't showing up properly here) and in real life it's just the same as a fstbump or a brofist, just with a pony related term attached.
'Clop' is a ponified version of 'fap', you 'clop' to pony related porn. Now, we bronies are a creative bunch - but a whooole lotta people create more than just music and PMVs.
That's right; there's Brony artists who dedicate themselves to rule 34 MLP.
Now, I've been storing up this rant for quite a while, so now it's time to unleash it.
A lot of uneducated people say 'Omg brony u r paedophile lololol' and you know what?
They're right. The MLPs are designed to appeal to children, and just like most programmes their characters are designed to look the same-ish age as their target audience. Now I know the Mane Six are supposed to be in their late teens according to hints from the cast, but just look at them. Head bigger in comparison to their bodies. Eyes big in comparison to their head. No visible body hair (relating to clop pictures here) and no breasts or other signs of maturity.
They activate the parts of our brains that relate to children, and if you find that sexy then there's some damn bad news for you.
This is casually proven by how mad I and other get at people 'clopping' to ponies - their childlike appearance is invoking our protective instincts towards children - we want to protect them just as we would protect human children. Never in my life have I felt any hatred of rule 34 until I found out about clopping.
Even if you don't view ponies as animals and don't think of it as zoophilia they're still designed to look like and appeal to kids.
Now I'm not saying all bronies clop - I'm one myself and it's just a very small percentage of our fandom that does it, and if you like clop it doesn't mean you that you have any desire to actually molest a child. It's just that this whole sexualised ponies thing feels so goddamn wrong that I can't even love and tolerate it.
So please cloppers, for the love of God/Buddha/Pan/Science/His Great and Holy Noodleyness, either fap to humanised clop where they're portrayed as adult men/women or keep it where the internet can't find it and judge the rest of us along with you.