Fastest way to scare off a girl/guy

[Mcupobob]

Show the girl your collection of pictures of her in her own house.

And your shrine.

And calender of how long you've been taking these pictures.

"You know... you're skin would look great on me..."

Show her pictures of anime characters wearing next to nothing.

All this combined...
Things are getting good first date... she goes up to your room, and you whisper into her ear "I got somethin for ya baby..." and slink over to the closet, tugging her with you lightly. You open the closet, push aside a row of clothing and hit a small, hidden switch. A dim red light pops on, illuminating the countless photos of her, several of which have the head cut out and planted onto lewd, dirty hentai...
You then produce a long knife, and wink to her, talking about how hot she is, and how hot it would be if she'd let you skin a little off her to wear as a groin-cozy... and if you could use her hair as the thread to sew it in place...

Then, as she panics and runs, dropping a shoe, you push the shoe against your crotch while following her to the front door shouting "But I love you!"

Rightttt, um you must write alot of fan-fiction right?

EDIT: alright I admit I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

 

[MasterV]

I just need to look at them, then watch them run for the hills.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I like death and stuff....also goth boots are hot. Works everytime! [sub] to bad it's true [/sub]

 

[AMMO Kid]

"So what do you think of white supremacy?"

"Hey, girl! Do you work at SubWay? Cause you just gave me a footlong..."

 

[MagicMouse]

When in doubt, whip it out.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Turn your head to the side and say over your shoulder 'no! I like this one, I don't want to stab her! We have one like her at home, in the basement, we can just put another nail in her face, okay? Alright.' Then go on as if nothing's happened.

I'm experienced at talking to the voices in my head...

 

[Mordwyl]

Show her pictures of anime characters wearing next to nothing.

That actually scored me a girlfriend at one point.

"Wow for a second there I didn't even know you're a girl."

 

[Aisaku]

Show your Anime collection. And it works both ways, if your tastes go into those the other gender just-won't-touch.

 

[willsham45]

me...just be me

Other ways
run at them with a gun

If you are a girl, go on a date in a wedding dress...that will get us guys sweeting.

 

[thedeathscythe]

As a joke with a friend of a friend (the mutual friend was with us) I joked about how remote the location was that we were at, the fact that I had a beard and all this other stuff to make it seem like a really sketchy situation. I think she would've been scared if the mutual friend wasn't there.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Show her the scary thread.

Oh god not that again the moving picture scared the living hell out of me. Thats why reading is EVIL!!!

I only read the first page. Will nevar again. Unless of course I have to get on the thread for the link...*emails and text messages link to all friends who dont know anything about the internet, knowing they will want to who slender man is* MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gudrests]

"I have feelings for you...but i cant be your friend. When it comes to you I either need all of you or nothing. Im sorry I just couldent live with just being your friend"

WORKS EVERY TIME!!!

 

[Quaxar]

Start twitching at random times during a normal conversation, then pretend like nothing happened. Works like a charm for everybody, not just dates.

 

[stormtrooper9091]

saying i'm an electrical engineer "works", sadly

 

[Irridium]

For a guy: Go to the first date without any pans on.

Plan B: Mention you have explosive diarrhea

For a girl: Talk about your period.

Plan B: Mention you have explosive diarrhea

That should work.

 

[Mr. Gency]

"I like watching you sleep."

 

[The Man With the Soap]

If she is shallow, start reciting Fight Club quotes.

 

[squballs1234]

"Hey sweety, you know i love you and all but..im gay...REALLLY gay."